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Post some Jokes
« on: October 07, 2017, 01:38:57 pm »
Lady : Do you smoke ?

Man : Yes

Lady : How many packs a day ?

Man : 3 packs

Lady : How much per pack

Man : $10.00

Lady : And how long have you been smoking ?

Man : 15 years

Lady : So 1 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be$10,800 correct ?

Man : Correct

Lady : If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct ?

Man : Correct

Lady : Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari ?

Man : Do you smoke ?

Lady : No

Man : Where's your Ferrari then ?
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2017, 02:05:20 pm »
Quote
Man : Where's your Ferrari then ?

Here:

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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2017, 03:14:24 pm »
Here that's best joke i have ever heard in my life and it is...
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2017, 05:58:59 pm »
Here's a classic joke:

















You.
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2017, 06:11:12 pm »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HA
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2017, 09:13:08 pm »
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”

Man: “I had to get to work.”
 
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”

Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.
« Last Edit: October 08, 2017, 06:02:55 am by QarZ »
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2017, 10:26:39 am »
no offense but a 5 year old could do better at this lmao
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2017, 04:04:05 pm »
you are all a bunch of fucking jokes
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2017, 08:32:30 pm »
Madarchod k bachy.
-Aunty Gormint.
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2017, 08:41:28 pm »
The boring story of dad in the woods

Kid: Mommy where is daddy ?  :'(

Mother: Don't worry he'll come soon. He went on hunting in the woods as everyday.

Kid: oh not again! hope he brings something useful with him this time ..    :-\

Mother: We all Hope so ....  ^-^


And after 10 hours ...



Dad: Honey I'm baaack!

Mother: Oh please tell me you brought dinner .. you took all the food we had today.  :(

Dad: Well .. meh! ???



Dad: I didn't take any food with me. Did I ?  :o

Mother: You know honey, Before you come there were 10 pieces of wood on the floor.
NOW, thankfully, we have got  11! 

Dad: /q



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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2017, 02:32:11 pm »
cancerous thread ever, paki trying to make jokes when being a joke
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2017, 02:43:34 pm »
cancerous thread ever, paki trying to make jokes when being a joke
why why why why why why so hate for pakistan   ::)  ::)
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2017, 04:02:52 pm »
Madarchod k bachy.
-Aunty Gormint.
Lol
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2017, 04:07:39 pm »
cancerous thread ever, paki trying to make jokes when being a joke
why why why why why why so hate for pakistan   ::)  ::)
because I met some genius like you ppl before meeting some genuine ones, makes me puke these days seeing the ebola around,
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2017, 06:39:59 pm »
Dr.Shawn to Lady: You r looking so weak and exhausted!
Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised?
Lady: Oh my God! I heard 3 males per day

 ;D ;D
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