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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2017, 06:46:37 pm »
Dr.Shawn to Lady: You r looking so weak and exhausted!
Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised?
Lady: Oh my God! I heard 3 males per day

 ;D ;D

Sory 4 me bad accent
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2017, 06:12:13 pm »
I was invited to a wedding. When i reached the
hotel, i found two doors
1.Bride relatives
2.groom relatives
I entered the groom door and found two doors again.
1. Ladies
2. Men
I entered men door n found two doors again.
1.People with gifts
2.People without gifts
I entered the second door ( people without gifts ) i found myself outside the hotel..
 ??? ???
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2017, 06:49:12 pm »
A sweet night is that when you hug your teddy bear and sleep,

But horror is that when the teddy bear hugs you back..!
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2017, 07:07:39 pm »
A sweet night is that when you hug your teddy bear and sleep,

But horror is that when the teddy bear hugs you back..!

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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2017, 03:08:21 pm »
STUDENT: Sir can i have a
question?

Teacher: Yes!

Student: how do you put an elephant
inside a fridge?

Teacher: i dont know.

Student: it's easy you just open the
fridge and put it in. I have another
question!

Teacher: okay ask!

Student: how to put a donkey
inside the fridge?

Teacher: It's easy you just open
the fridge and put it in.

Student: No sir! You just open the
fridge take out the elephant and
put it in.

Teacher: ohhh. Ok!

Student: let me ask another one, If
all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party, and one animal
went missing which one would it
be?

Teacher: the Lion ofcourse! Because it
would eat all the animals.

Student: No sir, it is the donkey
because it's still inside the fridge.

Teacher: are you kidding me?!

Student: no sir! One last question.

Teacher: ok!

Student: If there's a river full of
crocodiles and you wanted to
cross, how would you?

Teacher: There's no way, i would
need a boat to cross.

Student: No sir, you just swim and
cross it because all the animals went
to the lion's birthday party.
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2017, 06:37:13 pm »
I prefer yo momma jokes :-X

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2017, 06:57:51 pm »
A lazy man said to another lazy man:
-Can you pls do me a favor
-Me too I want you to do my favor
-Say yours first
-Ok but you must do it before I say it
-Ofcourse yes
-My Favor is do not ask me a favor

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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2017, 07:08:13 pm »
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2017, 07:28:34 pm »
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2017, 06:06:20 pm »
Teacher : George, go to the map and find North America .
George : Here it is !
Teacher : Correct. now, class, who discovered America ?
Class : George!
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2017, 02:49:22 pm »
Coming Soon!.
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2017, 02:56:27 pm »
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

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Re: Post some Jokes
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #28 on: February 05, 2018, 01:14:20 pm »
Read all the sentences in order

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is thirty cat
This is seconds cat
..
Now go back and read third word of each sentence
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Re: Post some Jokes
« Reply #29 on: February 05, 2018, 06:26:43 pm »
Dr.Shawn: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Dr.Shawn: "Nine."
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