So I'm not sure if this is the best place to post, but since this is more or less the official vc:mp hub, I'll give it a go.

http://forum.vc-mp.org/?topic=5706.msg40183#msg40183

plz help

Also I'm on windows 10 x64 if that's of any relevance.

Also no mods, never had mods in ma laif.

http://vu.vrocker-hosting.co.uk/index.php?topic=168.0

I don't know if any of you remember that^

That was kind of a success back then, had a good laugh reading it just now.

The rules are simple: continue on from the previous post and lets see if we can make a fun story

The characters in the story has to be the current or past, any vc:mp players. Lets try and have everyone in the story!

Anything else should be said in brackets to not confuse the next posters.

Also its common sense, but don't go to the extent that the story might insult too much of the character in it yea?

I'll start off.



Once upon a time there lived a boy called Knucis who was very...

Yes, lets bring up the heat. I'll start.

You Blue team won the battle, but the war is not over yet.
This time, we Reds fight for the win. Not till the death, because we are invincible!
Want proof? I'm a DU, and it stands for Double-U, Unbeatable, Untouchable.
Hell yea if I use torrent, I'm like an alien lagging 10 seconds behind the real speed.

Yo, your name is shit. Blue? It has the silliest vowel sound in it. oooooooooooooh.
And it rhymes with Boohoo. It shows your inevitable destiny: defeat.

We draw blood from our name. We have vengeance as our goal. Your veins will pop and you will bleed to death.

Which game are you applying for, VC:MP, SA:MP, LU or all?: VC:MP

Nick: CoLa_z0r a.k.a. CoLa

Previous Nicks: Sprit3, cola

Timezone/Country: GMT+8, Singapore

Age: 17

Do you speak English? Yep

Time you have played vcmp/samp: 3 years or so

Previous clans: silence, DU

Do you use mIRC: Yes

Why you want to join VU: VU > DU

Favourite weapon: Stubs

Which VUs do you know: Nearly all of em!

Would you be interested in competing in clan wars?: Of course

Title: <DU's Application>

Clan Name: Double U

Team 1 players: MrSosa, J.King, Tyrant, SaTaN
Team 1 substitutes: D2Q!, Dark_Killer, Edga, Club_America,
Team 1 leader & contact details (irc/email/msn): J.King

Team 2 players: Juan, Darfy, Devian, CoLa_Sky, Jansi, Elmo
Team 2 substitutes: TheOnly, Tyrant, D2Q!, MrSosa Usaji, Javi
Team 2 leader & contact details (irc/email/msn): Darfy CoLa_Sky

Yea, we are participating, lets have some fun!

Lets predict who will survive each round, and who will be the final winner!

State two people from each groups.
Then 8 from the Sweet Sixteenth.
4 From semi final
two dropouts, two winners
the final winner
GO!

Idea by squidyz0r

Lets voice out our opinion of the player ranking! Place each players in each particular places where you see them fit!

EG:

1. Best: Moe, The.Edwin!, R4MB0
2. Second Best: someone, somebody
3. Good: her, she, he, him, you, I
4. OK:
5. Lame:
6. NO:
7. Sux:
8. Go to hell:

There can be multiple number of players on each section!

Enjoy

Uhm, [VU]Obelix left too :/ He is currently playing under another nick, and he says he left 'cause the clan died.