Trainee 

gta's logic

where's vice city???

helo frend and im want introduce how make vcmp developer release 0.4. is very easy so listn me:

step 1

ok we go to forum, where delovper vcmp stormus is work. we are see stormus reply:

Quote from: stormeus on July 08, 2014, 01:55:04 am

Quote from: Alphazor on July 07, 2014, 10:52:06 am

ill pop yo fokin head with me lazer sniper and m69 so hard yo momma wont know who da fok u are.

yo momma already dont know who u r

becos u ugly

stormus is speak bed ingles, so he no understand.


step 2

now we are reply, stormus why no rlesa vcmp 04, 7 years pass u are still work?     

Quote from: Revolver on July 08, 2014, 11:54:17 am

Quote from: stormeus on July 08, 2014, 01:55:04 am

Quote from: Alphazor on July 07, 2014, 10:52:06 am

ill pop yo fokin head with me lazer sniper and m69 so hard yo momma wont know who da fok u are.

yo momma already dont know who u r

becos u ugly

heu u fuky duk u no talk are release 0,4 beter we pay u moni vcmp server runs u no give 04 no redy wtF??! 

stormu s get ver angry he answr with thraeat. but we no scared.

Quote from: stormeus on July 08, 2014, 06:04:23 pm

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the VC:MP Developer Team, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on SA:MP, and I have over 300 confirmed scripts. I am trained in programming and I’m the top programmer in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will code robots to wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hackers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in being a gigantic nerd, but I have access to the entire datacenter of Google and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

step 3

we are write mesage to president USA barak obama in irc:

Quote

<barackobama> hi
<Revolver> hi, i,m know u have stormus vcmp delvoper and skirpter he work in usa
<barackobama> yes
<Revolver> why he no relase vcmp 04 peopl are want it

now barka obama write mesage to stormus and 3 week s pass:

VCMNP forum 

http://forum.vicecitymultiplayer.com/index.php?topic=6801.msg39546#msg39546

« on: July 24, 2014, 09:14:30 AM »

PROFIT. all thenk jackdowz for uqick info

U WAIT 7 YEARS, JACKDOWSK KOME RELESE IN 3 WEK 

Moi?

did u acccept my appli?
PERKELE PERKELE PERKELE

name: (yes/no/IP) no ip 192.168.1.102
brain: (yes/1/2/3/when) 2 yes BUT MY FRIEND JUST BORROWED IT SO I'VE 1
yes?: (boobs/leak) both
no?: (leak/???) MOI me mennä pelaa

name: (yes/no/IP) no ip 192.168.1.102
brain: (yes/1/2/3/when) 2 yes
yes?: (boobs/leak) both
no?: (leak/???) MOI me mennä pelaa
OON SUOMALAINEN

ok?

wat