I remember telling stormeus I'd show him these logs for him to introduce into his IRC "BrainDonor" bot a few months ago, I kinda forgot about it and the log might be a bit too big to use on the IRC bot, but here it is anyway:
[18:03] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[3] 7Ignas_Guetta: you or i change nick and kill to make scvore and ko to top thhre
[18:03] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[2] 7=Lkz=Barbarian: ok
[18:03] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[2] 7=Lkz=Barbarian: tell me how
[18:03] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[2] 7=Lkz=Barbarian: ?
03[18:03] * X_94 (CowMaster@lu-ivt.v5g.116.201.IP) has joined #MK.CTF
03[18:03] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo X_94 X_94
[18:04] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[3] 7Ignas_Guetta: wait im out
[18:04] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[2] 7=Lkz=Barbarian: !
[18:04] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[2] 7=Lkz=Barbarian: ok
[18:04] <@[MK]CTF> 3** 6[3]3 Ignas_Guetta has left the [MK] Capture the Flag European server [Hosted by juppinet.co.uk]. (Crash/Lost)
[18:04] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[2] 7=Lkz=Barbarian: ohh fuck u bye prostitue
[18:04] <@[MK]CTF> 3**6 [0] 3Ignas_Gue has joined the [MK] Capture the Flag European server [Hosted by juppinet.co.uk].
[18:04] <@[MK]CTF> 5** Ignas_Gue spawned as, Red Team Member
[18:04] <@[MK]CTF> 1No team winner S
[18:04] <@[MK]CTF> 5CTF round finished )
[18:04] <@[MK]CTF> 2**6 [0] 4 Ignas_Gue died.
[18:05] <@[MK]CTF> 5** Ignas_Gue spawned as, Red Team Member
[18:05] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[0] 7Ignas_Gue: barbara
[18:05] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[0] 7Ignas_Gue: go tu blue
[18:05] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[0] 7Ignas_Gue: barbarian
01[18:05] <&NewK> !say don't even think about it
[18:05] <@[MK]CTF> 5** Manager NewK: don't even think about it
01[18:05] <&NewK> !stats padding is not allowed
05[18:05] -[MK]CTF- 3Error: Invalid Nick/ID
[18:05] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[0] 7Ignas_Gue: what?
[18:05] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[0] 7Ignas_Gue: who you?
01[18:06] <&NewK> !say stats padding is not allowed
[18:06] <@[MK]CTF> 5** Manager NewK: stats padding is not allowed
[18:06] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[0] 7Ignas_Gue: how you wach us?
02[18:06] * %ToXic (toxic@lu-ci8.de0.155.119.IP) Quit (Quit: )
01[18:06] <&NewK> !say doing it may lead to a kick or a ban
[18:06] <@[MK]CTF> 5** Manager NewK: doing it may lead to a kick or a ban
[18:06] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[0] 7Ignas_Gue: ok
[18:07] <@[MK]CTF> 3** 6[0]3 Ignas_Gue has left the [MK] Capture the Flag European server [Hosted by juppinet.co.uk]. (Crash/Lost)
[18:07] <@[MK]CTF> 3**6 [0] 3Ignas_Guetta has joined the [MK] Capture the Flag European server [Hosted by juppinet.co.uk].
[18:07] <@[MK]CTF> 5** Ignas_Guetta spawned as, Red Team Member
[18:08] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[0] 7Ignas_Guetta: manager
[18:08] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[0] 7Ignas_Guetta: halo manager
01[18:08] <&NewK> !say halo
[18:08] <@[MK]CTF> 5** Manager NewK: halo
[18:08] <@[MK]CTF> 3** 6[2]3 =Lkz=Barbarian has left the [MK] Capture the Flag European server [Hosted by juppinet.co.uk]. (Crash/Lost)
[18:08] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[0] 7Ignas_Guetta: you waching all day?
01[18:09] <&NewK> !say yes
[18:09] <@[MK]CTF> 5** Manager NewK: yes
[18:09] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[0] 7Ignas_Guetta: you robot or real man?
01[18:09] <&NewK> !say i am a robot
[18:09] <@[MK]CTF> 5** Manager NewK: i am a robot
[18:09] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[0] 7Ignas_Guetta: seriusly
01[18:09] <&NewK> !say i was sent from the future to protect this server
[18:09] <@[MK]CTF> 5** Manager NewK: i was sent from the future to protect this server
[18:10] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[0] 7Ignas_Guetta: cant be
[18:10] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[0] 7Ignas_Guetta: cant be1
[18:10] <@Tobi> lol
01[18:10] <&NewK> !say it's true but don't tell anyone
[18:10] <@[MK]CTF> 5** Manager NewK: it's true but don't tell anyone
01[18:10] <&NewK> !say it's a secret
[18:10] <@[MK]CTF> 5** Manager NewK: it's a secret
[18:10] <@[MK]CTF> 2** 6[0] 7Ignas_Guetta: ok promise
01[18:10] <&NewK> !say thank you human :D
[18:10] <@[MK]CTF> 5** Manager NewK: thank you human D
[18:10] <@Tobi> lol'd
[18:11] <@[MK]CTF> 3** 6[0]3 Ignas_Guetta has left the [MK] Capture the Flag European server [Hosted by juppinet.co.uk]. (Crash/Lost))
This was in 2011 I think. Funny thing though, from that day onwards, everytime he joined the server he would go like: "halo manager....manager there? halo?". Most the times he was the only player in the server, he would join to talk to me only. I got him to believe in some pretty ridiculous stuff tbh. I still have more logs from other conversations with him if you guys would like to see.
TL;DR: I got this guy to believe I was a robot from the future that was sent to protect the server.