So I returned yesterday to find that various events have shaken the VC:MP world. Not only has Deadmen completed his trial period with TZ and has consequentially been given a trainee position (woo yay!), but ULK has also split in half. Well, VU, as always, has its own share of drama to share with you gossip hungry vultures.
Unbeknownst to me, whilst I was away, the members of VU held a vote to determine whether I should be demoted for my numerous transgressions, egregious errors, and multiple lapses in sanity. The results were as follows:
Yes - 73, No- 0, Abstained - 2, Was looking after mum's dog so couldn't get to the PC to vote - 5
Though it's against my usual moral code to dispute such plain, transparent, unbiased democracy, this time I've decided to do so.
I've decided to refute the legitimacy of the vote, and once I work out what the admin tab does I intend to take control of this website and hold it for ransom. With me are the only true, legitimate, loyal members of VU. I shan't list them all, but the most key amongst them include Matador, J.Ripper, Mauri, Sherlok03, and of course, who could forget, my oldest friend in VC:MP, Rk Payne. They are the CORE of VU; always have been, always will be.
We will form a council that will hereby be known as the Capricious Underdog Negotiation Team, and our various powers, which can and must be affected forthwith, include but are not limited to the following:
1) The power to take irrational, unilateral decisions based purely off of our own egos
2) The power to instate individuals who we know to be proven douchebags to build our clan while we sit back, wait for a few years, expose their douchebaggery, and then reclaim power
3) The power to shit talk and besmirch anyone who uses any of our own sly, underhand, ultimately destructive tactics against us
I understand that some members within the illegitimate, fake VU will want to try to DDOS my forum as soon as I wrest control of it, but be aware. It is against the law. I'll alert the International Criminal Court, they will take a day off from trying ex-Nazi officers, come to your house, and pwn your ass so god damn hard. Heed my words, heathens, because winter is coming.
P.S. I'm aware of the fact that half of the VC:MP community doesn't understand sarcasm or irony, so for the good of you brain donors out there: this is a fucking joke. Go and watch some sitcoms or something. Learn.
Topic: VU Split (Read 3266 times)