Stupid things you did when you were drunk

[ferrari32]

You all know it!
I'll start: I once bought A SINGLE FUCKING REGULAR PEN for 15€ 

[XGamer]

I NEVER WAS DRUNK.

I just posted here because i wanted to get more posts

/to short to type

[Thijn]

I never got any alcohol in me, nor drugs, and no cigarettes. Im a bit of a good guy, I guess..

[Skirmant]

There's one thing I believe about drunkness - it shows what a person is really like.

A drunk asshole is going to act aggressive
A drunk idiot is going to do stupid shit
A drunk average guy is going to get dizzy and go to sleep

Not that I'm implying anything ._.

[WiLsOn]

I never got any alcohol in me, nor drugs, and no cigarettes. Im a bit of a good guy, I guess..

^ same 

[Eddy]

i laughed at everything,any crap
Also I fell to the floor much

[Maverick]

oh men ... best drunk story.

me and my friend were at the bar , then we got drunk and walked into the police precinct, and i dared him to run with one shoe on and his shirt off, and i walked in with a beer bottle and waived it to the lady at the front desk. we were wild monkeys that day xddd

[XGamer]

NOOBS DON'T GET DRUNK OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE, I HAVE CAMERAS IN YOUR PANTS, UNDERWEAR EVEN ON YOUR WILD PIPE.

NEVER DO STUPID THINGS OR I'LL CUT YOUR WIWI NOOBS. 

[ferrari32]

A drunk idiot is going to do stupid shit

This would be me... I once got drunk and broke into a kindergarten, and took a piss on the principals desk 

[GRAND]

My friend got drunk in the school, after 2-3 hours of idiotic shit, his mother went in our class, and took him, he might be in the court for demoralization. He's 15. I even have a video, but I cant share it, cuz when some people will share it with the others, I would go to the court. :DD

I personally haven't done anything stupid when I was drunk, or I don't remember.

[Charley]

So many things, so many stories.

My first really stupid thing was to dislocate my kneecap, put it back in, get up, dance on it for 3 hours, dislocate it again, put it back in, dance on it for another 2 hours then walk 3 miles home. I was on crutches for 2 months after that (was when I was 15).

Slept with embarrassing girls and ex-girlfriends - kinda standard really.

Got taken into a police station and questioned after I argued with some cop (long story).

Stole 10 'house for sale' signs. Move 5 of them into new houses, so that people woke up with their houses apparently for sale.

Fell off a wall while trying to sneak off with this guy's girlfriend in the dark, couldn't move my neck for the next 3 days and what's worse was that the dude came round the corner and found us about 20 minutes after.

Much much more...

[XGamer]

Stole 10 'house for sale' signs. Move 5 of them into new houses, so that people woke up with their houses apparently for sale.

LOL, that really made me laugh.

[Skirmant]

This would be me... I once got drunk and broke into a kindergarten, and took a piss on the principals desk 

That has to be the lamest place in the universe to brake into

[ferrari32]

So many things, so many stories.

My first really stupid thing was to dislocate my kneecap, put it back in, get up, dance on it for 3 hours, dislocate it again, put it back in, dance on it for another 2 hours then walk 3 miles home. I was on crutches for 2 months after that (was when I was 15).

Slept with embarrassing girls and ex-girlfriends - kinda standard really.

Got taken into a police station and questioned after I argued with some cop (long story).

Stole 10 'house for sale' signs. Move 5 of them into new houses, so that people woke up with their houses apparently for sale.

Fell off a wall while trying to sneak off with this guy's girlfriend in the dark, couldn't move my neck for the next 3 days and what's worse was that the dude came round the corner and found us about 20 minutes after.

Much much more...

You're my fucking hero.
@Skirm- I was drunk, you think I gave a fuck about what window I'm smashing?

[aXXo]

I usually put on some music and stare at my wallpaper then go to sleep.

It went over the limit once, I strip danced on my birthday party.