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« on: July 31, 2009, 09:42:36 am »
Make up stories and hope we reach the end of it!
Continue the story!
The characters in the story has to be the VC:MP Players!!! Lets have everyone in it!
Once upon a time there lived a boy called Charleyutton who fell in love with...
Anything else can be said in brackets.
Full story:
Once upon a time there lived a boy called Charleyutton who fell in love with his stubby shotgun named Sophie.
He loved it soo much he can kill people effortlessly with it.
His enemy was akiharu whom he always got owned from until he found Ashay who taught him how to eat CharleyUttons Hair, whilst roasting a beautiful eyelashes planning to take over the world so he can force everyone to watch him in his korean porn movies whilst he's raping Stavros with a spork and simultaneously hes recieving a Rimjob by Bugsy whilst bugsy played with his barbie doll and was fixing her hair then knucis showed up eating cookies and hearing trance music, but a guy appeared and whipped his penis out right in front of Knucis.
Immediately Knucis dropped to his knees and and starts staring at that enormous tits of chocolate pudding with Some cherries on the tip then he realized this guy was a big lier and that he had a secret he was a a giggolo who really needs someone to rape with.
He chose Knucis then Baldachin appeared and saw some hair on the floor, he then saw knucis and Creeped out, so he threw a freaking IPhone to Knucis head and Knucis transformed into Super Knucis and killed Baldachin, but then, Kung Fu Panda appears and Said "surprise motherfuckers!!!" Then Sexual Harrasement Panda from South Park came and started masturbating, but Tony Montana came and started to sniff coke and then the thing that happened is Tony Montana thinks he is in Deep trouble, so he calls Tony Soprano to fix the situation but He doesnt come because he is hitting on knucis at malibu, but knucis is angry and turns into ultra mega knucis and fly away, but Super lance vance shows up and eats Tony Montana's cookies and then Charleyutton appeared with a stubby and shoots Lance's stomach until the cookie falls down, but the cookie lance was eating was a timebomb and Cutton hears TIK TIK TIK TIK, he gives him the cookie, N0W4R looks surprised and throws it at TheKing that cries and throws the cookie again to Sp4zlord.
The Cookie exploded on his face and his face was bleeding, but he found a towel and it appears that this towel was towly from South Park who likes to smoke crack alot, and then towly smacks his face 5 times leaving Sp4zlord's face a mess.
Then Thijn called Knucis on phone and said "I think we should have a threesome with Edward_RD again".
They proceeded to call him when they all realized the phone was really kingkong's dick That excited KingKong beyond imagination, he joined them in the group sex and called aXXo to film it all and he didn't want to, so he joined them but unfortunately HeaD saw em all and shouted WOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Then aXXo joined them, and started to slowly unzip His pants, and got scared of the big hairy dog, which started licking aXXo's face, and then he came with saliva all over his face and screamed wildly about the place the saliva had entered, practically in all of his stuff which was very important to him because it was all inserted rectally as it should be and died.
Then all of the DU nabs had a party in this party hanney joined in DU then juan woke up and realised it was just a dream but after all, Hanney ended up joining DU 1 week later hanney left to DU and joined in ULK And HeaD was sniffing up some crack, and aciddently diennied his application so Hanney got pissed off and started spawnkilling ULK's then killed himself then samurai was all like "OGM MEN WUR HANNEY?! " and then the samurai killed himself, and j.king appeared and j-king bellowed "where in the FUCK is FUCKING HANNEY!? WTF!!!!" and just then something appeared in the distance it looked like the dumbfuck mert, who was riding a purple segway chasing a wild Edward_RD, but he didn't expect that that logan, the uber cowboy used his hax pistol sayin' "OMFGWTF KABOOOM KABOOOM, RATATATATATATATATATAW" and killed an wild Edward. But then a wild Forze appeared so and Forze decided to leave DU and join again in PK as [PKr]JaViXP and owned Juan as PKr and Juan raged, then Juan grabed his penistol and suicided, but that's when Darfy appeared and was liek "OMFG HUZZ HAPPIN HEREZ" and Forze said "ADMEN NO BAN PLS I NO KILL HE", suddenly kingeh came and started mass ownage which he killed darfy and himself meanwhile cola watching from mirc choked on a Pie and died Forze came so happy because he was not banned and then Thijn saw a ban evader and said "OMI GUUD, HAAAX, BIN HAM!" and darfy did what Thijn said, but Darfy didn't know that so he abused his admin rights and started randomly nuking Forze, and then he subnet ban him, but Darfy cried cuz he remember'd those sex night times that he was having with forze, so he suicided but suddently kingy performed mouth to mouth cpr but accidently dropped his tic tac in darfy's throat and killed him j-king was angry at the tic-tac even though it was his fault so he pulled a chucky and typed !subnetban tictac bye which caused a massive wave of homo-sexuality to sweep over the land which was a dream come true for jajajajaj Edward_RD who killed himself.
But then a guy who loved Ice Cream my little ponies edition, Jc18, came over and saw a lot of death bodys and began picking out the male bodies to have homo-sexual necrophilia sex with them, when he saw a sign that read "No homo sex here!", he thought WTF for a second, but since he likes my little ponies icecream mating, he ignored the sign, and started having "fun" with them. BUT HeaD approached, and joined him, but then another sign appeared in the distance, It said "KBan! No homo-sex I said.", they all got banned and the sign misteriosly exploded. And Thijn saw all this, so he was like "WTF, IT'S LIEK BOOIIMMMM HEADSHOOT, BOOOOIIIMM HEASHOOTI!" and remember'd that he had to kill someone, so he killed himself, just to try it out and so then cola and windlord came flying on their magic korean carpets to investigate the BOOM and they found so then cola and windlord came flying on their magic korean carpets to investigate the BOOM and they found without killing themselves a magic prop that crushed them up which also killed Knucis who was walking by so darfy and his sex robot came and did the macarena which shocked Squida to his death and loads of nubs came towards their dead bodies stamping on forze, thus killing him in the process. When suddenly, Edward_RD appeared and said: "jajaja i am best and this story make no sense have many unnecessary plot twists men T.T crying but then Sephiroth came with his man hookers, and saw Edward, his boyfriend, and said: "OHAI DAIRE!" and then Edward evolved into super saiyan homo and pulled down sephiroths pants and force him to sing YMCA while his man hookers danced in the background who then formed a human structure chained together like chinese acrobats, which formed letters saying YMCA which killed one of the spectators, HeAD, and brought CoLa back to life, who saw the world, and got scared, so he killed himself who was then magically re-animated yet again, to chisel into HeAD's tombstone "glad he died so people can't put him into the story anymore rofl" and then accidentally smash his finger while chiseling, leading to a blood infection which causes cola to die a horribly painful death.... AGAIN.
Too bad that all wasn't in real life, it was Jc18 dreaming after eating some koreans, Jc18 ate all the koreans in the world includind COLA, making cola DEAD which was yet another dream by Knucis who woke up with a start, falling off from his bed and thus dying from crying because he felt on his dog who was dead too so bakasan grabbed his pistol and went to search for CoLa, and killed him, because he was frustrated of knucis death but then falcon, bakasan's wife, got raped by Boss so bakasan went and killed Boss with a wild Squida, who used his super australian powers to rape the dead CoLa.
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