Past, Present and Future walked into a bar....

[Crossfire|OutlawZ]

i wrote a book on how to fuck time!






























































about fucking time.

[Thijn]

Lol.

[Sephiroth]

A woman was diagnosed with cancer









































































































She died 6 months after



anticlimactic jokes are good sometimes

[Veteran]

Finally they invented something useful!

[ferrari32]

1st of all, the ones who didn't understand charley's joke, you're dumbasses.
2nd my joke 

A redneck's sitting in a bar, and an asian dude enters the bar.
He sits next to the redneck, and punches him in the face.
-Guy says: Why did you do that?
-Asian: That's an old move from Kung Fu, it comes from china
(guy sits back in his chair)
The asian guy kicks him again
-Asian: That's an old move from Jiu Jitsu, it comes from Taiwan
(guy angrily sits back)
The asian kicks him again
-Asian: That's an old move from karate, It comes from Japan
(the redneck rushes out from the bar, returns after five minutes and knocks out the asian)
-Redneck: Hey bartender, when he wakes up tell him that he got hit by a crowbar, it comes from K-Mart

[XGamer]

GET A BETTER JOKE.

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

[kyber7]

Haha, n1 XGamer.

Here's mine:

St. Peter called the American, the Bulgarian and the Russian to show off their best weapon they've got.
First came the American.... with an M4! St. Peter said: "Ye ok, nice weapon, good aim, lightweight, cool.... now put it in your ass without making any expresions, otherwise you'll be killed!
So the American, without any hope started pushing the M4 in his ass, but just when he got to the crosshair he "OH!"-ed.
St.Peter: "HAHAHA, you failed, now go get killed!"
After that the Bulgarian entered..... with a pistol! (Cuz we bulgarians didn't have much money.....).
St.Peter: "Ye ok, it's good.... aims straight, it's light.... nice colour.... now put it in your ass without making expresions, or you'll get hanged from a rope!"
The Bulgarian, without any hope too started pushing the pistol in his ass, but just when he got to the magazine... he laughed...
St.Peter: "HAHAH lol, you failed too! Now go get hanged!"
When the Bulgarian turned around, walking at the door, the American stoped him and said:
American: "Man, you were so close to freedom! Why did you have to laugh?!?!"
The Bulgarian said: "Huhhhh.... I don't know about you, but I doubt if the Russian will make it with that nice, big tank!"

[ferrari32]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

[morphine]

My reputation on this forum is a joke.

[Sora_Blue]

yes it is even though im voting positive every hour

[Sephiroth]

My reputation on this forum is a joke.

I can say the same for myself

[kyber7]

What about me?

[Sephiroth]

What about me?

We're implying it's a joke that our karma is so low. It's the way it shouldn't be, making it humorous.

so in your case, no.

[ferrari32]

What about me?

We're implying it's a joke that our karma is so low. It's the way it shouldn't be, making it humorous.

so in your case, no.

Well seph, I think we shouldn't be rude in this topic, since it was made to make people laugh 

[Sephiroth]

What about me?

We're implying it's a joke that our karma is so low. It's the way it shouldn't be, making it humorous.

so in your case, no.

Well seph, I think we shouldn't be rude in this topic, since it was made to make people laugh  

and now I know who made me -25

soon to be -26 once las3r reads my post


understood though ferarri, I won't be rude in this thread anymore, my apologies. Was just answering his question