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Archive => Archived Boards => Events => Topic started by: CoLa_z0r on July 31, 2009, 09:42:36 am
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Make up stories and hope we reach the end of it!
Continue the story!
The characters in the story has to be the VC:MP Players!!! Lets have everyone in it!
Once upon a time there lived a boy called Charleyutton who fell in love with...
Anything else can be said in brackets.
Full story:
Once upon a time there lived a boy called Charleyutton who fell in love with his stubby shotgun named Sophie.
He loved it soo much he can kill people effortlessly with it.
His enemy was akiharu whom he always got owned from until he found Ashay who taught him how to eat CharleyUttons Hair, whilst roasting a beautiful eyelashes planning to take over the world so he can force everyone to watch him in his korean porn movies whilst he's raping Stavros with a spork and simultaneously hes recieving a Rimjob by Bugsy whilst bugsy played with his barbie doll and was fixing her hair then knucis showed up eating cookies and hearing trance music, but a guy appeared and whipped his penis out right in front of Knucis.
Immediately Knucis dropped to his knees and and starts staring at that enormous tits of chocolate pudding with Some cherries on the tip then he realized this guy was a big lier and that he had a secret he was a a giggolo who really needs someone to rape with.
He chose Knucis then Baldachin appeared and saw some hair on the floor, he then saw knucis and Creeped out, so he threw a freaking IPhone to Knucis head and Knucis transformed into Super Knucis and killed Baldachin, but then, Kung Fu Panda appears and Said "surprise motherfuckers!!!" Then Sexual Harrasement Panda from South Park came and started masturbating, but Tony Montana came and started to sniff coke and then the thing that happened is Tony Montana thinks he is in Deep trouble, so he calls Tony Soprano to fix the situation but He doesnt come because he is hitting on knucis at malibu, but knucis is angry and turns into ultra mega knucis and fly away, but Super lance vance shows up and eats Tony Montana's cookies and then Charleyutton appeared with a stubby and shoots Lance's stomach until the cookie falls down, but the cookie lance was eating was a timebomb and Cutton hears TIK TIK TIK TIK, he gives him the cookie, N0W4R looks surprised and throws it at TheKing that cries and throws the cookie again to Sp4zlord.
The Cookie exploded on his face and his face was bleeding, but he found a towel and it appears that this towel was towly from South Park who likes to smoke crack alot, and then towly smacks his face 5 times leaving Sp4zlord's face a mess.
Then Thijn called Knucis on phone and said "I think we should have a threesome with Edward_RD again".
They proceeded to call him when they all realized the phone was really kingkong's dick That excited KingKong beyond imagination, he joined them in the group sex and called aXXo to film it all and he didn't want to, so he joined them but unfortunately HeaD saw em all and shouted WOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Then aXXo joined them, and started to slowly unzip His pants, and got scared of the big hairy dog, which started licking aXXo's face, and then he came with saliva all over his face and screamed wildly about the place the saliva had entered, practically in all of his stuff which was very important to him because it was all inserted rectally as it should be and died.
Then all of the DU nabs had a party in this party hanney joined in DU then juan woke up and realised it was just a dream but after all, Hanney ended up joining DU 1 week later hanney left to DU and joined in ULK And HeaD was sniffing up some crack, and aciddently diennied his application so Hanney got pissed off and started spawnkilling ULK's then killed himself then samurai was all like "OGM MEN WUR HANNEY?! " and then the samurai killed himself, and j.king appeared and j-king bellowed "where in the FUCK is FUCKING HANNEY!? WTF!!!!" and just then something appeared in the distance it looked like the dumbfuck mert, who was riding a purple segway chasing a wild Edward_RD, but he didn't expect that that logan, the uber cowboy used his hax pistol sayin' "OMFGWTF KABOOOM KABOOOM, RATATATATATATATATATAW" and killed an wild Edward. But then a wild Forze appeared so and Forze decided to leave DU and join again in PK as [PKr]JaViXP and owned Juan as PKr and Juan raged, then Juan grabed his penistol and suicided, but that's when Darfy appeared and was liek "OMFG HUZZ HAPPIN HEREZ" and Forze said "ADMEN NO BAN PLS I NO KILL HE", suddenly kingeh came and started mass ownage which he killed darfy and himself meanwhile cola watching from mirc choked on a Pie and died Forze came so happy because he was not banned and then Thijn saw a ban evader and said "OMI GUUD, HAAAX, BIN HAM!" and darfy did what Thijn said, but Darfy didn't know that so he abused his admin rights and started randomly nuking Forze, and then he subnet ban him, but Darfy cried cuz he remember'd those sex night times that he was having with forze, so he suicided but suddently kingy performed mouth to mouth cpr but accidently dropped his tic tac in darfy's throat and killed him j-king was angry at the tic-tac even though it was his fault so he pulled a chucky and typed !subnetban tictac bye which caused a massive wave of homo-sexuality to sweep over the land which was a dream come true for jajajajaj Edward_RD who killed himself.
But then a guy who loved Ice Cream my little ponies edition, Jc18, came over and saw a lot of death bodys and began picking out the male bodies to have homo-sexual necrophilia sex with them, when he saw a sign that read "No homo sex here!", he thought WTF for a second, but since he likes my little ponies icecream mating, he ignored the sign, and started having "fun" with them. BUT HeaD approached, and joined him, but then another sign appeared in the distance, It said "KBan! No homo-sex I said.", they all got banned and the sign misteriosly exploded. And Thijn saw all this, so he was like "WTF, IT'S LIEK BOOIIMMMM HEADSHOOT, BOOOOIIIMM HEASHOOTI!" and remember'd that he had to kill someone, so he killed himself, just to try it out and so then cola and windlord came flying on their magic korean carpets to investigate the BOOM and they found so then cola and windlord came flying on their magic korean carpets to investigate the BOOM and they found without killing themselves a magic prop that crushed them up which also killed Knucis who was walking by so darfy and his sex robot came and did the macarena which shocked Squida to his death and loads of nubs came towards their dead bodies stamping on forze, thus killing him in the process. When suddenly, Edward_RD appeared and said: "jajaja i am best and this story make no sense have many unnecessary plot twists men T.T crying but then Sephiroth came with his man hookers, and saw Edward, his boyfriend, and said: "OHAI DAIRE!" and then Edward evolved into super saiyan homo and pulled down sephiroths pants and force him to sing YMCA while his man hookers danced in the background who then formed a human structure chained together like chinese acrobats, which formed letters saying YMCA which killed one of the spectators, HeAD, and brought CoLa back to life, who saw the world, and got scared, so he killed himself who was then magically re-animated yet again, to chisel into HeAD's tombstone "glad he died so people can't put him into the story anymore rofl" and then accidentally smash his finger while chiseling, leading to a blood infection which causes cola to die a horribly painful death.... AGAIN.
Too bad that all wasn't in real life, it was Jc18 dreaming after eating some koreans, Jc18 ate all the koreans in the world includind COLA, making cola DEAD which was yet another dream by Knucis who woke up with a start, falling off from his bed and thus dying from crying because he felt on his dog who was dead too so bakasan grabbed his pistol and went to search for CoLa, and killed him, because he was frustrated of knucis death but then falcon, bakasan's wife, got raped by Boss so bakasan went and killed Boss with a wild Squida, who used his super australian powers to rape the dead CoLa.
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uhmm......... /me thinks of a girl who plays vcmp
ahh.. his stubby shotgun named Sophie. He loved it soo much he can kill people effortlessly with it. his enemy was...
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akiharu whom he always got owned from...(IM JKING)
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until he found Ashay who taught him how to...
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eat CharleyUttons Hair, whilst roasting a ........
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minigun and watching Cola´s.....
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beautiful eyelashes planning...
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to take over the world so he can force everyone to watch him in his korean porn movies whilst he's...
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Raping Stavros with a spork
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and simultaniously hes recieving a..............
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Rimjob by Bugsy
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whilst bugsy played with his barbie doll and.....
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was fixing her hair then...
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knucis showed up eating cookies and hearing trance music, but a guy appeared ...
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and whipped his penis out right in front of Knucis. Immediately Knucis dropped to his knees and...
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and starts staring at that enurmous....
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Knucis saw Cola with lipstick and...
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Knucis saw Cola with lipstick and...
you just ruined it goldenboy.. how can you continue "Starts staring at that enormous" and finish it with "knucis saw cola with lipstick"?
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COMBOBREAKER!!!!!!!
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enurmous tits of...
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chocolate pudding with.....
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started sucking its pen island...
(lol).
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started sucking its pen island...
(lol).
ZOMG another fail :(
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Omfg zee n33bs type before me! >.<
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chocolate pudding with.....
Some cherries on the tip........
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guys remember this isn't a 3 word story. you can post lots in 1 post
then he realized this guy was...............
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guys remember this isn't a 3 word story. you can post lots in 1 post
then he realized this guy was...............
zOMG u didnt follow my sentence but im continue urs....
a big lier and that he had a secret........
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........................................meh
"Some cherries on the tip........"
if i followed it how will I continue it? it obviously ended with a period so i started to make another sentence. I didn't ruin the sentence/fail
btw some of your sentences fail. you should end them with a verb or a preposition so it can be continous.......
continuez0r
A secret that he..........................
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that he was a........
omg spazlord were trying to make this a funny story nobody here cares if we have to end it with a preposition or a verb -.-
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that he was a........
omg spazlord were trying to make this a funny story nobody here cares if we have to end it with a preposition or a verb -.-
oh so you want to end the story faster and make it more boring by ending the sentences?
a giggolo who really needs someone to rape with. He chose Knucis then................
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Baldachin appeared and saw some hair on the floor, he then saw knucis and...
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Creeped out, so he threw a freaking IPhone to Knucis head and....
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Knucis transformed into Super Knucis and killed Baldachin, but...
[lol]
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then, Kung Fu Panda appears and...
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Said "surprise motherfuckers!!!"......
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Then Sexual Harrasement Panda from South Park came and..
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started masturbating, but...
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Tony Montana came and started to sniff coke and then the thing that happened is..
EDIT: When this page reaches 10 Pages, We going to add the story all together :D.
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Tony Montana thinks he is in.....................
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Deep trouble, so he calls Tony Soprano to fix the situation but...
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He doesnt come because he is hitting on knucis at.....
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malibu, but knucis is angry and turns into ultra mega knucis and fly away, but...
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Super lance vance shows up and eats...
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Tony Montana's cookies and then Charleyutton appeared with a stubby and...
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shoots Lance's stomach until the cookie falls down, but..
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the cookie lance was eating was a timebomb and Cutton hears.....................
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Tick Tock Tick Tock, So he freaks out and runs to NOW4R´S Hands and he....
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gives him the cookie, N0W4R looks surprised and throws it at...
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TheKing that cries and throws the cookie again to...
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Sp4zlord. The Cookie exploded on his face and his face was...........
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bleeding, but he found a towel and it appears that this towel was towly from South Park who likes to smoke crack alot, and then towly...
(LOL)
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(lmfao towly)
smacks his face 5 times leaving Sp4zlord's face a..........
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mess. Then Thijn called Knucis on phone and said.....
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"I think we should have a threesome with Edward_RD again". they proceeded to call him when...
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...they all realized the phone was really kingkong's dick...
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...That excited KingKong beyond imagination, he joined them in the group sex....
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and called aXXo to film it all and.....
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... he didn't want to, so he joined them...
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...but unfortunately HeaD saw em all and shouted....
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WOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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^lol
Then aXXo joined them, and started to
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...slowly unzip...
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His pants, and got scared of the big.....
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...hairy dog, which started licking...
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...aXXo's face, and then...
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he came..
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... with saliva all over his face and ...
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..screamed wildly about the...
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place the saliva had entered, practically in all of his.....
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..stuff which was very important to him.....
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...because it was all inserted rectally as it should be...
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and died.
(How are you gonna continue this sick story :D DON'T SAY HE REVIVE)
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... then all of the DU nabs had a party...
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.......in this party hanney joined in DU....
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then juan woke up and realised it was just a dream...
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...but after all, Hanney ended up joining DU...
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...1 week later hanney left to DU and joined in ULK...
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... And HeaD was sniffing up some crack, and aciddently diennied his application so...
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...Hanney got pissed off and started spawnkilling ULK's...
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... then killed himself...
(no more hanney :D)
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...then samurai was all like "OGM MEN WUR HANNEY?! ??? ??? :'( :'( :'("...
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... and then the samurai killed himself, and j.king appeared and...
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...j-king bellowed "where in the FUCK is FUCKING HANNEY!? WTF!!!!" and just then something appeared in the distance....
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It looked like the dumbfuck...
Full Story
Once upon a time there lived a boy called Charleyutton who fell in love with his stubby shotgun named Sophie.
He loved it soo much he can kill people effortlessly with it.
His enemy was akiharu whom he always got owned from until he found Ashay who taught him how to eat CharleyUttons Hair, whilst roasting a beautiful eyelashes planning to take over the world so he can force everyone to watch him in his korean porn movies whilst he's raping Stavros with a spork and simultaneously hes recieving a Rimjob by Bugsy whilst bugsy played with his barbie doll and was fixing her hair then knucis showed up eating cookies and hearing trance music, but a guy appeared and whipped his penis out right in front of Knucis.
Immediately Knucis dropped to his knees and and starts staring at that enormous tits of chocolate pudding with Some cherries on the tip then he realized this guy was a big lier and that he had a secret he was a a giggolo who really needs someone to rape with.
He chose Knucis then Baldachin appeared and saw some hair on the floor, he then saw knucis and Creeped out, so he threw a freaking IPhone to Knucis head and Knucis transformed into Super Knucis and killed Baldachin, but then, Kung Fu Panda appears and Said "surprise motherfuckers!!!" Then Sexual Harrasement Panda from South Park came and started masturbating, but Tony Montana came and started to sniff coke and then the thing that happened is Tony Montana thinks he is in Deep trouble, so he calls Tony Soprano to fix the situation but He doesnt come because he is hitting on knucis at malibu, but knucis is angry and turns into ultra mega knucis and fly away, but Super lance vance shows up and eats Tony Montana's cookies and then Charleyutton appeared with a stubby and shoots Lance's stomach until the cookie falls down, but the cookie lance was eating was a timebomb and Cutton hears TIK TIK TIK TIK, he gives him the cookie, N0W4R looks surprised and throws it at TheKing that cries and throws the cookie again to Sp4zlord.
The Cookie exploded on his face and his face was bleeding, but he found a towel and it appears that this towel was towly from South Park who likes to smoke crack alot, and then towly smacks his face 5 times leaving Sp4zlord's face a mess.
Then Thijn called Knucis on phone and said "I think we should have a threesome with Edward_RD again".
They proceeded to call him when they all realized the phone was really kingkong's dick That excited KingKong beyond imagination, he joined them in the group sex and called aXXo to film it all and he didn't want to, so he joined them but unfortunately HeaD saw em all and shouted WOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Then aXXo joined them, and started to slowly unzip His pants, and got scared of the big hairy dog, which started licking aXXo's face, and then he came with saliva all over his face and screamed wildly about the place the saliva had entered, practically in all of his stuff which was very important to him because it was all inserted rectally as it should be and died.
Then all of the DU nabs had a party in this party hanney joined in DU then juan woke up and realised it was just a dream but after all, Hanney ended up joining DU 1 week later hanney left to DU and joined in ULK And HeaD was sniffing up some crack, and aciddently diennied his application so Hanney got pissed off and started spawnkilling ULK's then killed himself then samurai was all like "OGM MEN WUR HANNEY?! ??? ??? :'( :'( :'(" and then the samurai killed himself, and j.king appeared and j-king bellowed "where in the FUCK is FUCKING HANNEY!? WTF!!!!" and just then something appeared in the distance it looked like the dumbfuck
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...the dumbfuck mert, who was riding a purple segway chasing a...
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wild Edward_RD, but he didn't expect that...
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that logan, the uber cowboy used his hax pistol sayin' "OMFGWTF KABOOOM KABOOOM, RATATATATATATATATATAW" and killed an wild Edward. But then a wild Forze appeared so...
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...and Forze decided to leave DU and join again in PK as [PKr]JaViXP...
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... and owned Juan as PKr and Juan raged, then...
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Juan grabed his penistol and suicided, but that's when Darfy appeared and was liek "OMFG HUZZ HAPPIN HEREZ" and...
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Forze said "ADMEN NO BAN PLS I NO KILL HE", suddenly...
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...kingeh came and started mass ownage which...
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...he killed darfy and himself...
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...meanwhile cola watching from mirc choked on a Pie and died...
SON I DISSAPOINT :(
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...Forze came so happy because he was not banned and...
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then Thijn saw a ban evader and said "OMI GUUD, HAAAX, BIN HAM!" and darfy did...
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...what Thijn said, but Darfy didn't know that...
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... so he abused his admin rights and started randomly nuking Forze, and then he subnet ban him, but Darfy cried cuz he remember'd those sex night times that he was having with forze, so he suicided but suddently...
(lol!!! big text)
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...kingy performed mouth to mouth cpr but accidently dropped his tic tac in darfy's throat...
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...and killed him...
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..j-king was angry at the tic-tac even though it was his fault so he pulled a chucky and typed !subnetban tictac bye which caused a....
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...massive wave of homo-sexuality to sweep over the land....
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...which was a dream come true for jajajajaj Edward_RD who...
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...killed himself...
/me runs
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But then a guy who loved Ice Cream my little ponies edition, Jc18, came over and saw a lot of death bodys and...
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...began picking out the male bodies to have homo-sexual necrophilia sex with them, when he saw a sign that read...
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"No homo sex here!", he thought WTF for a second, but...
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... since he likes my little ponies icecream mating, he ignored the sign, and started having "fun" with them. BUT HeaD approached, and joined him, but...
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then another sign appeared in the distance, It said...
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... "KBan! No homo-sex I said.", they all got banned and...
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...the sign misteriosly exploded. And Thijn saw all this, so he was like "WTF, IT'S LIEK BOOIIMMMM HEADSHOOT, BOOOOIIIMM HEASHOOTI!" and remember'd that he had to kill someone, so he killed himself, just to try it out and... [i'll shut up, cuz I am making like 23434549865923487528347572352365 lines text lol]
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...so then cola and windlord came flying on their magic korean carpets to investigate the BOOM and they found...
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...without killing themselves...
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... a magic prop that crushed them up...
(OWNEEEDDZZ COLAZ :D)
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...which also killed Knucis who was walking by...
:D
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...so darfy and his sex robot came and did the macarena...
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...which shocked Squida to his death...
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...and loads of nubs came towards their dead bodies...
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...stamping on forze, thus killing him in the process...
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When suddenly, Edward_RD appeared and said: "jajaja i am best and this story make no sense have many unnecessary plot twists men T.T crying.." ...
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... but then Sephiroth came with his man hookers, and saw Edward, his boyfriend, and said: "OHAI DAIRE!" and then ...
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...Edward evolved into super saiyan homo and pulled down sephiroths pants and force him to sing YMCA while his man hookers danced in the background...
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...who then formed a human structure chained together like chinese acrobats, which formed letters saying....
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...YMCA...
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...which killed one of the spectators, HeAD, ...
(UR DEAD NOW)
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... and brought CoLa back to life, who ...
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... saw the world, and got scared, so he killed himself ...
(Don't think that I would miss this one cola :P)
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... who was then magically re-animated yet again, to chisel into HeAD's tombstone "glad he died so people can't put him into the story anymore rofl" and then accidentally smash his finger while chiseling, leading to a blood infection which causes cola to die a horribly painful death.... AGAIN...
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... too bad that all wasn't in real life, it was Jc18 dreaming after eating some ...
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...koreans, Jc18 ate all the koreans in the world includind COLA, making cola DEAD...
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(omg brilliant forze)
...which was yet another dream by Knucis who woke up with a start, falling off from his bed and thus dying...
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from crying because he felt on his dog who was dead too
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... so bakasan grabbed his pistol and went to search for CoLa, and killed him, because he was frustrated of knucis death...
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...but then falcon, bakasan's wife, got raped by Boss so bakasan went and killed Boss...
(someone edit the first post by connecting the story when it reaches page 10 :D )
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...with a wild Squida, who...
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... used his super australian powers to rape the dead CoLa ...
(10th PAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
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finally lets see wat the shit collected over the months comes out as :D
hey maybe its red xD
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omg knucis u killed me again :/
Someone edit my first post who has time :>
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First post updated, full story:
Once upon a time...
Once upon a time there lived a boy called Charleyutton who fell in love with his stubby shotgun named Sophie.
He loved it soo much he can kill people effortlessly with it.
His enemy was akiharu whom he always got owned from until he found Ashay who taught him how to eat CharleyUttons Hair, whilst roasting a beautiful eyelashes planning to take over the world so he can force everyone to watch him in his korean porn movies whilst he's raping Stavros with a spork and simultaneously hes recieving a Rimjob by Bugsy whilst bugsy played with his barbie doll and was fixing her hair then knucis showed up eating cookies and hearing trance music, but a guy appeared and whipped his penis out right in front of Knucis.
Immediately Knucis dropped to his knees and and starts staring at that enormous tits of chocolate pudding with Some cherries on the tip then he realized this guy was a big lier and that he had a secret he was a a giggolo who really needs someone to rape with.
He chose Knucis then Baldachin appeared and saw some hair on the floor, he then saw knucis and Creeped out, so he threw a freaking IPhone to Knucis head and Knucis transformed into Super Knucis and killed Baldachin, but then, Kung Fu Panda appears and Said "surprise motherfuckers!!!" Then Sexual Harrasement Panda from South Park came and started masturbating, but Tony Montana came and started to sniff coke and then the thing that happened is Tony Montana thinks he is in Deep trouble, so he calls Tony Soprano to fix the situation but He doesnt come because he is hitting on knucis at malibu, but knucis is angry and turns into ultra mega knucis and fly away, but Super lance vance shows up and eats Tony Montana's cookies and then Charleyutton appeared with a stubby and shoots Lance's stomach until the cookie falls down, but the cookie lance was eating was a timebomb and Cutton hears TIK TIK TIK TIK, he gives him the cookie, N0W4R looks surprised and throws it at TheKing that cries and throws the cookie again to Sp4zlord.
The Cookie exploded on his face and his face was bleeding, but he found a towel and it appears that this towel was towly from South Park who likes to smoke crack alot, and then towly smacks his face 5 times leaving Sp4zlord's face a mess.
Then Thijn called Knucis on phone and said "I think we should have a threesome with Edward_RD again".
They proceeded to call him when they all realized the phone was really kingkong's dick That excited KingKong beyond imagination, he joined them in the group sex and called aXXo to film it all and he didn't want to, so he joined them but unfortunately HeaD saw em all and shouted WOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Then aXXo joined them, and started to slowly unzip His pants, and got scared of the big hairy dog, which started licking aXXo's face, and then he came with saliva all over his face and screamed wildly about the place the saliva had entered, practically in all of his stuff which was very important to him because it was all inserted rectally as it should be and died.
Then all of the DU nabs had a party in this party hanney joined in DU then juan woke up and realised it was just a dream but after all, Hanney ended up joining DU 1 week later hanney left to DU and joined in ULK And HeaD was sniffing up some crack, and aciddently diennied his application so Hanney got pissed off and started spawnkilling ULK's then killed himself then samurai was all like "OGM MEN WUR HANNEY?! " and then the samurai killed himself, and j.king appeared and j-king bellowed "where in the FUCK is FUCKING HANNEY!? WTF!!!!" and just then something appeared in the distance it looked like the dumbfuck mert, who was riding a purple segway chasing a wild Edward_RD, but he didn't expect that that logan, the uber cowboy used his hax pistol sayin' "OMFGWTF KABOOOM KABOOOM, RATATATATATATATATATAW" and killed an wild Edward. But then a wild Forze appeared so and Forze decided to leave DU and join again in PK as [PKr]JaViXP and owned Juan as PKr and Juan raged, then Juan grabed his penistol and suicided, but that's when Darfy appeared and was liek "OMFG HUZZ HAPPIN HEREZ" and Forze said "ADMEN NO BAN PLS I NO KILL HE", suddenly kingeh came and started mass ownage which he killed darfy and himself meanwhile cola watching from mirc choked on a Pie and died Forze came so happy because he was not banned and then Thijn saw a ban evader and said "OMI GUUD, HAAAX, BIN HAM!" and darfy did what Thijn said, but Darfy didn't know that so he abused his admin rights and started randomly nuking Forze, and then he subnet ban him, but Darfy cried cuz he remember'd those sex night times that he was having with forze, so he suicided but suddently kingy performed mouth to mouth cpr but accidently dropped his tic tac in darfy's throat and killed him j-king was angry at the tic-tac even though it was his fault so he pulled a chucky and typed !subnetban tictac bye which caused a massive wave of homo-sexuality to sweep over the land which was a dream come true for jajajajaj Edward_RD who killed himself.
But then a guy who loved Ice Cream my little ponies edition, Jc18, came over and saw a lot of death bodys and began picking out the male bodies to have homo-sexual necrophilia sex with them, when he saw a sign that read "No homo sex here!", he thought WTF for a second, but since he likes my little ponies icecream mating, he ignored the sign, and started having "fun" with them. BUT HeaD approached, and joined him, but then another sign appeared in the distance, It said "KBan! No homo-sex I said.", they all got banned and the sign misteriosly exploded. And Thijn saw all this, so he was like "WTF, IT'S LIEK BOOIIMMMM HEADSHOOT, BOOOOIIIMM HEASHOOTI!" and remember'd that he had to kill someone, so he killed himself, just to try it out and so then cola and windlord came flying on their magic korean carpets to investigate the BOOM and they found so then cola and windlord came flying on their magic korean carpets to investigate the BOOM and they found without killing themselves a magic prop that crushed them up which also killed Knucis who was walking by so darfy and his sex robot came and did the macarena which shocked Squida to his death and loads of nubs came towards their dead bodies stamping on forze, thus killing him in the process. When suddenly, Edward_RD appeared and said: "jajaja i am best and this story make no sense have many unnecessary plot twists men T.T crying but then Sephiroth came with his man hookers, and saw Edward, his boyfriend, and said: "OHAI DAIRE!" and then Edward evolved into super saiyan homo and pulled down sephiroths pants and force him to sing YMCA while his man hookers danced in the background who then formed a human structure chained together like chinese acrobats, which formed letters saying YMCA which killed one of the spectators, HeAD, and brought CoLa back to life, who saw the world, and got scared, so he killed himself who was then magically re-animated yet again, to chisel into HeAD's tombstone "glad he died so people can't put him into the story anymore rofl" and then accidentally smash his finger while chiseling, leading to a blood infection which causes cola to die a horribly painful death.... AGAIN.
Too bad that all wasn't in real life, it was Jc18 dreaming after eating some koreans, Jc18 ate all the koreans in the world includind COLA, making cola DEAD which was yet another dream by Knucis who woke up with a start, falling off from his bed and thus dying from crying because he felt on his dog who was dead too so bakasan grabbed his pistol and went to search for CoLa, and killed him, because he was frustrated of knucis death but then falcon, bakasan's wife, got raped by Boss so bakasan went and killed Boss with a wild Squida, who used his super australian powers to rape the dead CoLa.
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This is hilarious.
End of Story yey!
Best moments: The YMCA part was hilarious yo
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and just then something appeared in the distance it looked like the dumbfuck mert, who was riding a purple segway chasing a wild Edward_RD
lmaoaooo
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and just then something appeared in the distance it looked like the dumbfuck mert, who was riding a purple segway chasing a wild Edward_RD
lmaoaooo
segways, merts and edtaRD's ... doesn't and more ludicrous and super-retardo than that shit right there, kid.