Haha, you're showing it now. You think I have a problem with swearing? I'm British, every other word that comes out of my mouth is a swear word. It's to do with your personality, it's not something you can change overnight.
I think you just need to grow up a little before I can bear having you around; put simply, you're annoying.
Denied, good luck with MK or wherever you choose to apply next.