Habla, your identity is certainly suspect but we've done a very thorough background check and it seems that you're not who we thought you might be.
Whilst I don't know you very well, you seem to be a very eloquent speaker and according to others you are a skilled player. It is therefore my pleasure to welcome you to the clan as a trainee, please feel free to wear the [VU_T] tag wherever you go.
I look forward to fighting with you ingame.