Haha, n1 XGamer.
Here's mine:
St. Peter called the American, the Bulgarian and the Russian to show off their best weapon they've got.
First came the American.... with an M4! St. Peter said: "Ye ok, nice weapon, good aim, lightweight, cool.... now put it in your ass without making any expresions, otherwise you'll be killed!
So the American, without any hope started pushing the M4 in his ass, but just when he got to the crosshair he "OH!"-ed.
St.Peter: "HAHAHA, you failed, now go get killed!"
After that the Bulgarian entered..... with a pistol! (Cuz we bulgarians didn't have much money.....).
St.Peter: "Ye ok, it's good.... aims straight, it's light.... nice colour.... now put it in your ass without making expresions, or you'll get hanged from a rope!"
The Bulgarian, without any hope too started pushing the pistol in his ass, but just when he got to the magazine... he laughed...
St.Peter: "HAHAH lol, you failed too! Now go get hanged!"
When the Bulgarian turned around, walking at the door, the American stoped him and said:
American: "Man, you were so close to freedom! Why did you have to laugh?!?!"
The Bulgarian said: "Huhhhh.... I don't know about you, but I doubt if the Russian will make it with that nice, big tank!"