Vice Underdogs
Discussion => Off Topic => Topic started by: CoLa_z0r on June 16, 2012, 05:59:42 am
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http://vu.vrocker-hosting.co.uk/index.php?topic=168.0
I don't know if any of you remember that^
That was kind of a success back then, had a good laugh reading it just now.
The rules are simple: continue on from the previous post and lets see if we can make a fun story :D
The characters in the story has to be the current or past, any vc:mp players. Lets try and have everyone in the story!
Anything else should be said in brackets to not confuse the next posters.
Also its common sense, but don't go to the extent that the story might insult too much of the character in it yea?
I'll start off.
Once upon a time there lived a boy called Knucis who was very...
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...nice did not emerge from his house...
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pro and joined VU
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....Who fought many Clanwars with VU members
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... and always died first....
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..so after being quite disappointed, he committed suicide...
The End. >:D
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...then turned into a zombie and started rapidly kicking MadKiller in the nuts, when suddenly...
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...his nuts transformed into
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But LaS3r didn't know about it, so when he kicked zombie knucis' balls his toes broke. Morphine was watching this and...
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... he killed himself...
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...When rocky heard about zombies taking over vice city, he along with his ANTI-ZOMBIE SQUAD rushed and...
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Morphine decided to come back to life and....
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Ray decided to unleash the titan to kill everyone including both HUMANS AND ZOMBIES...
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but there were even more great rascals existing then in Vice City So...
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So, Lazee took out the lazy acid and poured it on all the people in Vice City..
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...midiox emerged then he did something awesome has changed Knucis to a human again, and he killed Lazee and who with him, and he destroyed that planet...
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... and then, stormeus finally replied to my messages. Later on that day...
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...the evil overlord Akiharu came out of hell with a hitler mustache, when suddenly...
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Finally WiLsOn installed windows on his pc.
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and then XGamer decided to make a cure that makes Zombies and people of Vice City don't get effected by any acid....
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then suddenly Lazee the zombie woke up and threw the acid on XGamer too and he turned into a Zombie...
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oh then super WiLsOn came and punch lazee so badly then lazee zombie dead.
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....and midiox was no longer able to do anything else, so he killed WiLsOn and had committed suicide...
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Meanwhile from a far distant land, Thijn heard about this story and found it gay because everyone was simply killing each other and dying, making the story extremely boring, so he decided to visit Knucis at his home. When Thijn arrived at Knucis' home...
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Knucis was having sex with his Girl friend and...
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...Thijn saw this so he got killed by Knucis because he found him having sex. Knucis never accepted those things, then Charley is back from China and he kicked hakiharu in his face because he learn KongFu's tactics in China, after that Sephiroth put his finger in haki's ass, so Morphine decided...
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To learn kung fu too...
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Then, for 9 years, he taught everyone else how to Kung Fu. In the meantime...
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Charley decided to learn all VU members Kung Fu secret moves to defeat ULK members, then....
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VU planned on assaulting ULK while they were chilling in their server - XE.
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VU and ULK started Firing each other and one by on staring falling from each team...
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While ferrari was watching KingKong and fapping
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when suddenly, there were apple pies falling from the sky. Unfortunately...
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....they were rocks, shaped and coloured to look like apple pies.
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then juan the proest man ever, came into the scene and raped everyone around especially morphine's arab butt
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and ferrari filled the whole Vice City mainland with his jizz
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Bakasan heard of the news and he was "WTFBBQ HAPPENING OVER HERE?!?!?" So he made a great face palm and decided that all of this tragedy was due to Knucis turning into a zombie in the first place, but...
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Morphine sincerely reminded jUan that the only thing that he was raping was his own 3 inch penis.
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And laser's ass
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Then, Nadeem saw they fight and called it VC:MP paly...so...
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.... so Nadeem decided to take a " Paly of VC:MP" video and......
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And everyone drank a bottle of Ferrari's jizz
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And everyone was happy till....
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They omited shit and...
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it rained cola from the sky...
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there was no toilet paper so they washed their asses with cola and...
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And everyone were happy but then..
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they figured out that the Cola was Pepsi and...
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Then they started farting with all of the pressure of Pepsi and..
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and...
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ruined the famous and beautiful taste of ferrari's jizz.
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Morphine finally knew how to do KungFu, So, He killed ferrari with 32 combo kicks and finally there was no jizz left and..
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some friend of ferrari's group wants to revenge on morphine then....
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...Harwood boys started to fight morphine but morpine with his fun KungFu skills killed them all.
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then suddenly nyan cat came and took morphine..
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on a rainbow ride. The cat then removed the cat face mask, enter Sephiroth...
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and...
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took a shit in his head.
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And made a shit Rainbow..then
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a drunk man saw it and said "DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY!"
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Then realized he was dreaming...
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Then woke up and saw, He's in Vice City where it's all business. Then he realized, He was..
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Sleeping then...
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he had a seizure and died. The other day, a guy...
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Saw Knucis in toilet...then
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...he died due to the horrible, intoxicating smell. Thijn, in the other hand...
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didn't die from the smell so he started to fap.
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Knucis was not surprised at all to see Thijn fap. He asked "Need a hand?"
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But then ferrari resurrected from his grave and walked in shouting: THIS IS SPARTAAAA
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So ferrari pushed Thijn with his leg on Knucis and Thijn started fapping on Knucis...and
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and Charley came back and saw all this bullsh**t and said, Boys what are you doing, then Thijn...
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woke up and saw that it was all a dream, and died.
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And everybody were crying like a little boy then..
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But ferrari fell into a coma
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and died.
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then LaS3r came into the scene, but he didn't die so....
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So, Ash ketchup from pallet town chose Pikachu and used Thunderbolt on LaS3r and he died..
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But then LaS3r rised from the dead and killed them both. After that he went and raise everyone else from the dead.
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So then tmavs4 summoned into existence and...
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a huge storm came down from the skies, killing everyone that has been ressurected, including Maverick and LaS3r. They have been trapped inside a place called HELL without any way out.
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So then I started to wander around and I met tmavs. He said: "HERP" and I said: "DERP". After that...
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ferrari met laser. He said, devil's a bitch isn't he?
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then tmavs fucked devil ass with tnt and he bleeding and..
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Then a monkey came & told Tma for kick all monkey asses and...
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And then Mavs realized that the monkey was none other than Wilson, So mavs..
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died once more, and went to Tartarus.
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Mavs came back from the grave due to his immortalness and told WiLsOn...
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that his weak point was his left ear, and if someone chopped it off he would die. WiLsOn saw some Tartarus men and died. Tartarus men came and chopped Maverick's left ear, killing him. Even though...
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tmavs's ghost is still there.
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WiLsOn & Tma ghost were doing party then..
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then suddenly, Lazee the ghost buster came and sucked both of 'em with his "Suck-o-machine" and ran away..
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The sucking machine was real, so WiLsOn and tmavss' ghosts went right though the machine, leaving Lazee in disdain and despair. So Lazee decided to...
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For kill himself...
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But after seeing the both ghosts run, Lazee decided to learn kung fu so he went to China..
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But then Lazee met Jackie Chan and got his ass kicked...
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..then he went to bruse lee to learn Fung Fu but got asskicked from him too, Lazee became really sad and he asskicked himself..
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Lazee was crying so WiLsOn told him that, you were learning kung fu from bruce lee but bruce lee is RIP, then lazee started crying more...
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..and got shocked because he realized that he got asskicked by a ghost.. he was admitted in hospital then doctor Hanney checked lazee and..
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Hanney was about to give Lazee a rimjob, Lazee hoping that it meant about the rims from his Greenwood from which he stolen from Sweet in San Andreas, but unfortunately Hanney was going for the jackpot! So Hanney...
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killed Lazee and died. Then...
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Then the infection of Zombies was again carried on by Lazee, both Hanney and Lazee thought of ruling the world, so they left the hospital and started shouting braains braaaaaains!...
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By saying those words, both Hanney and Lazee bodies disintegrated, not being able to connect them again.
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and then WiLsOn comes and pisses all over their graves! And then said..
''i wil pee on these monky toss graves, and fuck their mothers!!!!
After that, WiLsOn...
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saw the almighty shakejunt and trembled in his presence
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Trembled in his presence with a used dbl-headed dildo, a mis-used condom, and ten super ULTRA MEGA gay bikers. (all duplicates of the fat biker in GTAVC)
Therefore WiLsOn escaped, and shakejunt accquired Gonorrhea , STD, and Mad Cow Disease and died instantly.
Later...
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Later, Lazee was sad, then he thought of making a multiplayer version for Plants and Zombies as his will of ruling the world failed..
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which lead him to die once more.
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After his death.. The Counter Strike Plants vs Zombie started taking over Vice City...
and then...
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The Super Gaint SunFlower plant and super duber newspaper zombie started fighting each other...
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and died!
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From a double knockout!
Meanwhile.. Knucis..
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went to sleep in an unreachable place to everybody. Rocky wen't to the mountains and died later on. This tragic accident lead Thijn to...
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die as well
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then shakejunt resurected and was immortal, he then decided to
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Then all of the people died, then turned into zombies and followed Knucis to kill him as he was the only annoying enemy...
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Who kept killing everyone...
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but when they were trying to seek Knucis, they all blown up to pieces, dieing and not being able to come back to life again. Their blown parts were destroyed into tiny atoms which have been sucked into a black hole.
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but knucis' missile had missfired, thus killing him too.
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In an alternate reality, everyone was alive, so...
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Knucis died with hammer to the head from a pack of LU players!
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Those LU players then proceeded killing everyone else.
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except for tmavs because i have colt and hammer beats colt
Later on shakejunt...
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decided to kill the LU ones but they were bigger in quantity, So, mavs died as he got hit by a hammer, but fortunately, Lazee had a minigun, so he decided to kill all of 'em, He started shooting, later on..
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those bullets, due to a gravitational malfuntion behind Lazee, started comming backwards and killed Lazee!
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everyone decided to kill knucis.
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Then everyone realized that he was already dead (--' )!
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And everyone said: Close enough! and went for a beer.
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and then tmavs comes with a bat and kill the mother fucker nobs.
Later on ferrari...
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was having sex with tmavs, then XGamer decides to make a chemical liquid that makes dead people get alive, so he decided to make Knucis alive again.
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And then Knucis proceeded killing everyone else. And he meant EVERYBODY. The liquid was destroyed and he also killed himself.
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Then a bit of that chemical hit Lazee and The Lazy zombie was awakened and started hunting and eating brains of everyone.
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Meanwhile ferrari was having sex with a manikin of tmavs and then made a chemical with puts Knucis to sleep and threw him out in the wild, where the zombies , wolves and remaining species devoured Knucis's entrails. Knucis is dead and can NEVER be revived or immortal. EVER.
Meanwhile Thijn...
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threw tmavs out in the wild, where the zombies , wolves and remaining species devoured tmavs' entrails. Tmavs is dead and can NEVER be revived or immortal. EVER.
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And the destiny has chosen ferrari, to live forever, untouched by anyone.
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Until Jesus killed ferrari with a brick.
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Then the brick came to live!
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The brick was a person and started singing to desfire. :D
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Then Dr.Vercettis planned to make new generation of Zombie and named it as VeZombies and send them to kill other zombies
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The Lazy Zombie, was however powerful than the VeZombies, So he alone killed all of them and he gave some of his power to mavs, So, He again came as a zombie and both started eating brain of Thijn
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later TZ invented the Toilet zombie
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which self exploded and kill the earth only few managed to escape to moon...
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Fortunately for ferrari, the brick jesus threw on him didn't kill him, it punched him all the way to the moon. Ferrari was observing the explosion of earth, and wondered: Veteran's making a grill again?
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But just when ferrari32 observed, he also observed he got no oxygen and then he died..
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SUDDENLY A WILD CHESS GAME APPEARS.....
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So after much killing / deaths, everyone gathered to play chess...
Edit: Sorry i had written 'play' as 'player' while typing fast -_-
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and died!
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and all reincarnated and went to play chess again
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and realized that they were dead once. That made them die in shock!
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So the players remained dead from being summoned death numerous times.
MEANWHILE A PICKLE OCCURS!!!!
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But since everyone was dead no one could eat it
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But, it's sweet scent made all people come alive once again!
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then they all skydive into a huge ocean of chocolate with pickles in their hands
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There were jagged rocks at the ocean floor of the 1 foot deep choco ocean.
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And then, because of that, they all died.
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And the they all came to jesus and he said: Duuudes, you've died so many times we've decided to give you all a complimentary ticket back! So everyone went back to live on Earth.
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anyone did'nt knows about Dr.VercettiS, he was invisible and invincible doctor / scientist, when vercettis got heard that they all came back to live on earth again, he switched his personal planet destroyer which he spend 1 year to make it. he destroyed the earth and kept ferrari in his VeJail and send the remaining into hell
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and then Chuck Norris beat the crap out of VercettiS leading to his death.
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Meanwhile in a street, Knucis was walking along a sidewalk when suddenly he tripped on a rope and died.
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LaS3r saw Knucis dead and couldn't handle such event, so he jumped off a cliff and died.
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Ferrari broke outta the jail and saw knucis and laser dead and said: next time bring a nokia for protection.
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But before he died, Knucis showed his Karate moves in-front of Chuck Norris and impressed him. So Chuck Norris decided to revive him.
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Chuck Norris, amazed by Knucis' karate moves, decided to always protect Knucis from any harm!
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But then suddenly he burst into flames and died. Meanwhile...
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Ferrari bought a Nokia for his own protection when suddenly..
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Ferrari bought a Nokia for his own protection when suddenly..
It turned out to be an iPhone with a Nokia mark on it. So it broke and then...
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then ferrari went to get jobs, he find one where Zeke was his manager, and then he make money and purchased a second hand used Apple Ipad from Lazee of 30$ dollars, suddenly he got slipped from water on his legs and it brokes too.
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Then VercettiS died once again. Meanwhile...
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Then VercettiS died once again. Meanwhile...
chuck norris and the revived bruce lee were fighting an uncle dolan and mlp invasion at a warehouse near the docks of the city
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Then VercettiS died once again. Meanwhile...
chuck norris and the revived bruce lee were fighting an uncle dolan and mlp invasion at a warehouse near the docks of the city
Then there was a old powerfull human name MasterIp he came from juppiter.he make VercettiS revived once again and make a new world name "MSIP" and put chuck norris, bruce lee and VercettiS to his "hell in the cell jail".
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Then Stephen Hawking devided that world by 0 so the world + everyone in it died.
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But Chuck Norris can't be killed, so he had the whole world to himself.
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Then Chuck Norris seen Maverick VU forum signature and looked at ferrari's signature, and said. 'Good Signatures Guys' :thumbsup:
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Then everyone suddenly realized that in real life Chuck Norris is actually a complete wimp that has the intelligence of a brain dead shit eating monkey ::)
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But when Skirmant said those words, the gods threw lighting at him and he exploded.
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3 seconds later he re-spawned.
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But after he re-spawned, Chuck Norris started to beat the hell out of Skirmant and eventually that lead to Skirmant's dead.
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Then Chuck Norris got kicked by admin Lazee for Spawn-killing.
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Then Chuck Norris turned into an ultimate hacker
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Then he got banned.
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Then he called all the expendables and destroyed the world.
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then they all went to Mercury
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but meteors started colliding with mercury and killed them all
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Then they spawn at the hospital in GTA IV Liberty City.
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Meanwhile, Tmavs was taking a shit (no more "dead" stories, please. I want a good story from now on.)
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Gay Sex
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Then aXXo looked at Maverick's signature and said ''Nice Effects Bro!!!'' :thumbsup:
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Then tmavs was acting like "awwwwww, thx bro!" and then he farted.
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Then ferrari got sick of liberty city, got into a plane for vice city, when suddenly he realized there are snakes in the plane.
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And died.
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And died.
(no more "dead" stories, please. I want a good story from now on.)
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And died.
(no more "dead" stories, please. I want a good story from now on.)
make me.
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and during the time when he was dead, he met Jimi Hendrix, but afterwards he realised he was actually alive and sleeping
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But when he woke up he went to sleep then he got a nightmare and died of a Shock..
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Then LaS3r entered with his anti-knucis-and-vu-forum-users-dead shield into ferrari's room and saw him dead. He stared at him for a while then suddenly...
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Chuck Norris came and destroyed that shield for ever. That lead to a massive amount of deaths around the globe. Killing 90% of the members present in VU.
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While he was destroying LaS3r's shield, LaS3r was all like:
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Unexpectedly, the explosion improved ferrari's genetic code, rendering him back to life and making him a super humanzor.
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then Maverick healed ALL of the VU members by showing them this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqRKX8Cd8NA
Then they became twice as good. almost godlike...
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then they all killed Maverick
now Season 3 Started
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Maverick gave them the powers , so he was immune to VU. He never died, he was just in hiding from the reign of TZ v VU clanwar.
He noticed that those TZ are shooting everywhere and kill everyone in the head
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And WiLsOn accidentally bumped old topic consciously....
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and was sent to bolivia by thijn, then...
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and was sent to bolivia by thijn, then...
you got banned
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and was sent to bolivia by thijn, then...
thijn wondered who the fuck Aguante was, and why he mentioned thijn's name. Meanwhile in bolivia...
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and was sent to bolivia by thijn, then...
thijn wondered who the fuck Aguante was, and why he mentioned thijn's name. Meanwhile in bolivia...
then aguanta furious with thijn and corrected him: "AGUANTA" "NOT AGUANTE"...
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and was sent to bolivia by thijn, then...
thijn wondered who the fuck Aguante was, and why he mentioned thijn's name. Meanwhile in bolivia...
then aguanta furious with thijn and corrected him: "AGUANTA" "NOT AGUANTE"...
And WiLsOn shows up and said say what?
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then Thijn came back in and locked the conversation.