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Discussion => Off Topic => Topic started by: Charley on July 10, 2009, 02:04:42 pm

Title: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: Charley on July 10, 2009, 02:04:42 pm: I saw the other day that a dude called Madoff in the USA got sentenced to 150 years in prison, due to scamming an estimated $62 billion. I was just interested what would you do with all that cash?

I'd probably throw a huge party, then take over a country. Taking over a country aint too hard. The guy who took over Zaire said all you need is $10,000 and a satellite phone. He did it by hiring $10,000 worth of soldiers, and then by the time he had taken over, he had struck up about $150 billion worth of oil deals with oil companies.

Think how many soldiers you could get for $62 billion!

To own a country would kick ass.
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: aXXo on July 10, 2009, 02:16:43 pm: I would buy all i could and then die of diabetes.
My kids will inherit the cash and die of diabetes too.
My grandkids will inherit the cash and die of diabetes too.

Sad Family Story...Money is evil.
So who wants all my money?
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: Koops on July 10, 2009, 07:28:48 pm: i know it sounds stupid, but i wouldnt really want that much money,
i would have no idea of ow to spend it, so i would probably just buy a house and some nice things, and then put a lil in the bank, then give the rest to some charity or other
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: GoLdEnBOY on July 10, 2009, 07:55:06 pm: I'll eat it ;D
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: Hanney on July 10, 2009, 09:23:29 pm: Buy everyone on VCMP up to date rigs!
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: GoLdEnBOY on July 10, 2009, 10:14:09 pm: Quote from: Hanney on July 10, 2009, 09:23:29 pm
Buy everyone on VCMP up to date rigs!
yea sure,what a lie :P :-*
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: j.king on July 11, 2009, 07:55:53 am: ahhh monjies,

1. move into a massive house
2. buy my cars
3. live life to the fullest
4. scam more people
5. i get scammed :(
6. i diez
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: Koops on July 11, 2009, 10:36:30 am: apparently injecting $180,000 into the blood cures aids*,
so yea id use it to cure aids
*if you believe south park
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: Charley on July 11, 2009, 11:23:16 pm: Lol I love south park. Didn't some dude actually cure aids? I can't remember who it was but it cost a shit load.
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: Sp4zlord on July 12, 2009, 02:15:49 am: hmm 62 bil....... zomg i can pay back all my debts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: Obelix on November 01, 2009, 10:38:56 pm: Id buy a fur coat and a heaviest bling to wear on my neck on market
Then equipped in those 2 id probably buy myself a space flight right onto moon
Once there id take some photos (of earth) with my phone and send em to my schoolmates while they were boring on some random lesson.
Kewl eh? Gotta be imaginative
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: Thijn on November 02, 2009, 01:25:04 pm: I will pay bakasan to finish 0.4 ;D
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: ULK.HeAD on November 02, 2009, 06:39:16 pm: I'd pay bakasan NOT to make 0.4 (I remember how everyone waited drooling on their dicks for mtavc 0.5, and it TOTALLY FUCKED OVER THE ENTIRE GAME. don't want to see that again)

I'd pay 300 people $50000 a year to play VCMP for 3 years, at a cool $45 million.

private island, airstrip, a few attack choppers and pilot training for the ULK's who will live and smoke weed there for the rest of their days.

fyi, this bernie madoff thing is a showcase of the entire operation of the US economy. none of our money has any value, its all one giant pyramid scheme where money = debt and at some point, the debt payer just doesn't exist to give the money any value. I guess the rest of the world is waking up to this though :P
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: Squida on November 03, 2009, 10:00:32 am: i would watch classy porn that you have to pay for ;D

lol nah, probli at my age I'd get me a decent car then pay of all my parents mortgage and stuffs and deposit the rest.
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: Helix on November 03, 2009, 10:50:02 am: I'll buy the world
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: ULK.HeAD on November 04, 2009, 06:58:17 pm: lol you guys are pretty boring.

"OH I'D BUY A HOUSE AND STUFF THE MONEY ALL IN MY ASS"

fuck that, part of my housing staff would be a guy I slap in the face every morning, just for the fuck of it. $100 a slap.

I'd line up all ur momma's and throw sliced meat at their ass, just like the howard stern show.
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: ULK.HeAD on November 05, 2009, 11:49:32 pm: I'd buy koops' hometown, and turn it into one giant gay-bar.

I'd get a giant yacht, name it "tetas" and the lifeboats "napple 1" and "napple 2"
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: Rk Payne on November 06, 2009, 01:17:29 am: I'd own entire Miami City just for us all play VCMP on the real life..... Yes, with Stub's and M60's! Eheheh Anyone knows to drive a chopper? ;D :D ;D :D
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: Olo on November 06, 2009, 08:15:03 pm: I would have everything which i want ;D
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: ULK.HeAD on November 10, 2009, 12:03:23 am: hmmm I'd buy all olo's stuff and burn it.

I'd pay someone to collect my shit and make sculptures out of it, then buy michael jackson's neverland ranch property to use for diplaying them museum style. there would even be shit-sculpture themed rides.
if the workers ever refused, I'd have their families killed, in some horrible james-bond-villain-esque fecal-related death.
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: Helix on November 10, 2009, 08:35:09 am: I'd just eat it :D
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: ULK.HeAD on November 12, 2009, 07:31:54 pm: hmm... I'd buy a mexican food restaurant and chinese food restaurant.

I'd hire only mexicans to cook the chinese, and only chinese to cook the mexican.
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: desfire97 on July 20, 2010, 02:49:25 pm: hey guys what do you buy if ya have 62 bilion $ in vc-mp servers?
Title: Re: What would you do with $62 billion?
Post by: ULK.HeAD on July 26, 2010, 08:13:48 pm: yo yo dawg I like hunters so I'd build a VCMP server inside a longbow apache helicopter, and play VCMP from a laptop in the front seat while flying so I can fly a hunter while I fly a hunter, yo. cause I like to VCMP while I fly.

then I'd hit odesk.com and buy a bunch of 3rd world outsource workers to help with VCMP development and server scripting.