Vice Underdogs
Discussion => Off Topic => Topic started by: MaDKilleR on November 01, 2016, 04:52:00 pm
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Let's start a random story and everyone should continue the story in accordance with the last reply, the continuity must be preserved! :D You can post maximum
one two sentences per post. Don't post anything else than continuing the story. Here we go:
Once upon a time, there lived a man far far away who
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played online games at an internet cafe and
not so serious
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Dude, you don't know but I havebeen planning to post something like this but I always forget
He stopped playing games because..
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his mother beat him with a broomstick when he
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played too much pornographic games
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which resulted in him becoming even a bigger weaboo fag so his father... (did wht??)
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And then his father(Alvin) killed him...
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And then his mother used his account and started playing again.
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And applied to VU
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and got denied
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because he hated kebab, so
Update: You can now post two sentences, one is too short!
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She ddosed game but didn't know what it does then
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said "damn it" loudly in front of the kids and went to Narnia to kill Aslan, but
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wardrobe was closed
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So she came back and slapped his neighbour
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Suddenly police came from nowhere and starting shooting with
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storm trooper's accuracy, yelling "nee naw nee naw" to
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The doctor
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urologist
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bingo, bango, bongo, bish, bash, bosh
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Actually they discovered that Doctor was fake and they called....
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the police and the doctor was caught
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The police and the fake doctor was caught
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Suddenly police came from nowhere and starting shooting with
But the police was already there
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and the doctor name was ............
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Dactar shan...
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Doctor Shawn was already famous for being a fake doctor and terrible sense of humour, so he was sentenced to life for his incompetence but
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he evaded jail with /q and was banned so
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he wrote an unban appeal and desperately ask for unban while yelling . . .
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Death to Stormeus...
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While Stromues was writing 0.5
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He got banned from scripting ...
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Because he didn't implement 0.5 burgwer and peps
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Then honey_singh came and ....
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Killed the fake doctor named as Shawn
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After killing shawn he saw a beautiful nurse named . . .
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Named Renata, started flirting with the nurse and nurse slapped honey hard, then...
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received a call from Narnia that Aslan is not well, so he went back only to found that
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If doctor Shawn was still in the hospital
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so he tried to assassinate hi again
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but Jokah stopped him before he does that an
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Renata the cutie nurse screamed in fear and jokah ran toward his truck and ....
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grabbed the spaz and shot honey to death
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But accidentally jokah killed MIMO and ...
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honey ruined jokah with rpg ....
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Then I was bored so I decided to goto an amusement park because ...
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all know bad player die liek dog and good ppl like me and honey live liek hero
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but luckily mimo had a last breathe in him (And...)
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and made a last wish that -
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he will never get fulfilled :P
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Hence he died
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But due to god's grace MIMO survived and wanted revenge with....
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using shawn's rectal thermometer
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but shawn's rectal thermometer collapsed, now we have only aXXo's M60...
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and he shot hooney right in the head (Then)
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Honey grew another head and he was declared immortal
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Then MIMO revealed his ultimate transformation and declared his legendary immortal form which led to the disasterous battle
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In the end, his immortality didn't change his anatomy. His immortal body was dismembered by the blast of an RPG from...
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And he was sealed away in a black hole(theoretically)
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far away in a distant galaxy
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and this is the end of Honey...but wait a minute Aliens saved honey wtf?, Honey is back for revenge with...
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jah grandmaster which
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death evades after honey accidentaly hits him with a rocket so
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he went back to college and worked as janitor until
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kicked by teacher and then honey left for home but in the way back home, tragedy happened with honey, which is..
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Taliban is kidnap honey but he type /gotoloc vuforum and save himself
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Then honey pop their head by m4
And said where is your head pig..
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then he say them ur dad me and drink peps and eat 0.4 burgwer and work with obama
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Now honey disappears and from nowwhere Thijn spawned as 0.5 beta developer and ...
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makes Charley the evil lord of all vcmp
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But he was too soft to be evil
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And charley left in rage due to Thijn's popularity and ...
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and Donald Trump became the U.S President, so Dr. Shawn tried to come up with a scheme to save the world, but
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He failed to save the world, because
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Donald Trump was the saviour of mankind (he forced Microsoft to develop VCMP) and no cure was needed but
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Mimo found a way to save the world after a long experiment with doctor shawn
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But then Wilson came in with an RPG and destroyed our research
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And then Wilson head was pop with sniper ..
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By the doctor
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And then doctor fell to death after killing Wilson
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And he reapawns and passes his quest to Veteran
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but Veteran doesn't take the quest and
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He was forced to take because I said so
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veteran arrested for killing his grandmother, so...
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The grandmother became zombie and...
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Is searching axxo because
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Axxo know where is veteran
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Then after some long search, grandmother finds axxo and veteran sitting in a room. "HI ALL VU HI VETAN." And...
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Grandmother tried to kill veteran but axxo saved him
PS: sale zombie kab se hi bolne page.
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But Ryne got veteran's grandmother back and killed axxo quickly with m6 and both started finding veteran, suddenly....
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then suddenly a Dr. came and says what an idiot protecting zombie
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Actually that was Dr.Shawn, who himself was a zombie and the truth got revealed.. then.
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then suddenly a Dr. came and says what an idiot protecting zombie
but there what dr. Saw shocked him Lazer with Ryne's tag, it comes to be lazer the idiot protecting zombie under Ryne's tag...
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Then lazer use speed hack and ran away...
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But Vito saw him and he started scripting anti-speed hack script
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and then mimo was sitting on a roof wid da sniper and shot the zombie in the head, saving vet and colleuges
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then mimo applies for vu and...
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sean starts a speech how people suddenly turn arrogant after joining a clan but..
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Mimo finally gets accepted to vu after saving vcmp :3
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Then got kicked for being noob :(
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then mimo is sad from alvin :(
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You know, it really ruins the experience if you use the topic to make your imaginary dick grow through an imaginary tale
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Lel moving on
Then Randy Orton delivered an rko outta nowhere to aXXo
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but aXXo had John Cena as his friend so
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he called John Cena, but as his phone was busy he couldn't come. aXXo was badly hurt then..
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But axxo has no friends because u cant see john cena
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so axxo knew he messed up bringing an invinsible friend
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then a wild pikachu appeared
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and then, pika pika! the pikachu saved axxo and killed randy orton
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Yet, Randy can't be killed; he's the apex predator that haunted...
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Then Tobi0 appears in a time machine and try to kill Randy with a HYPER OMEGA LASER CANNON (Weapon of VCMP 1.0) when...
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Tobio realised that it was dream and it is time for school and while going to school ....
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Vito kidnapped tobio....
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Vito tried to kill tobio and then
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Instead tobi0 killed him and then...
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cook wilson for dinner...
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He was about to eat dinner but...
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the food started to vibrate
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the food started to vibrate
because the story continued by Xmair was so fucking dumb, food shivered out of the extremely high level of cringe, but
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But this story is a dream of Xmair who was sleeping in his Pokemon bed with a pillow of Pikachu and food with insects on his blanket (this is why the food vibrate).
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Xmair suddenly starts to sleep again and this time he imagines Angela in a club doing....
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Polka with obama
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Xmair suddenly starts to sleep again and this time he imagines Angela in a club doing....
dishes because her kitchen was destroyed by the "moving of food", therefore
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His mom come and say "Why the kitchen is destroyed?" and Xmair's answer is "Because the food is alive".
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Doctor said before "pills will help to your son" but an alive food clearly shows it wasn't.
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Meanwhile, Honey Singh was trying to get russ head
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Yet, he found out it was terrible. So...
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he instead tried to get kry head
sry ferrari
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but krys used head 1
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"I have a headache" - here's what he said and
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therefore he exploded leaving a chainsaw pickup on the floor which was taken by
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Siezer and he killed Veteran with it ......
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But chainsaw daddy veteran cursed siezer for backstabbing him
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ohh this hypothetical story leading nowhere. Be genuine with your thoughts and don't make this story look more dull.
Coming back to the topic.
Veteran was badly hurt with chainsaw and was trying to move to a nearby hospital but...
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the ambulance got an incident while going in hospital and...
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honey singh showed up from nowhere, rocketed veteran and ran off to
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house and taliban tried to kidnap him but he used /gotoloc vcmp and came back so
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house and taliban tried to kidnap him but he used /gotoloc vcmp and came back so
so I bumped this topic before someone else did
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and everybody may start posting here until..
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I gonna be a part of spammers so...
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so siezer comes in and lock this topic for eternity
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and everybody is triggered so...
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they call honey singh to repa.
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why this story got pakified
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Starting this again. ;D
I saw a future where VU closes and VCMP starts dying but a messiah comes to re-open VU, he is.... MarineForce.
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At that time I knew how I felt with =VU= and
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What?
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Wilson started his passion. What?
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"What?" - Wilson's mind was filled with disbelief, he truly couldn't believe what really happened after he became inactive.
"What?" - He repeated once more as the awareness slowly began to sink in.
Desperated, he scrolled through the pages of MarineForce's forum, when all of a sudden, something catches his attention...