Ladies and gentlemen - wait sorry, no, Angela's gone, there ain't no ladies here.
Ehem. Gentlemen, it's our pleasure to announce the promotion of PunkNoodle to full VU. Punk has impressed us on every front, from his in-game personability and fighting skills, to his out-of-game contributions on the forum and elsewhere. He is at all times polite and well-humoured, but nevertheless stands up for what he believes in, defending his views against all people regardless of their status. This is what underdogs do, and how they eventually triumph.
To be honest we were surprised when Punk chose to go the full route, from Trainee up to Full Member, but it was a sign of his humility and his dedication to the clan. He embodies our clan ethos, and strives to make the clan better, for which, we're happy to call him a fully-fledged member of the family.
It's a real pleasure to have you here, PunkNoodle.