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Title: The incomplete tale.
Post by: MaDKilleR on November 01, 2016, 04:52:00 pm
Let's start a random story and everyone should continue the story in accordance with the last reply, the continuity must be preserved! :D You can post maximum one two sentences per post. Don't post anything else than continuing the story. Here we go:



Once upon a time, there lived a man far far away who


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Post by: Piterus on November 01, 2016, 05:08:41 pm
played online games at an internet cafe and

not so serious
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Post by: Dr.Shawn on November 01, 2016, 05:39:06 pm
Dude, you don't know but I havebeen planning to post something like this but I always forget

He stopped playing games because..
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Post by: aXXo on November 01, 2016, 06:18:06 pm
his mother beat him with a broomstick when he
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Post by: Azure on November 01, 2016, 06:28:15 pm
played too much pornographic games
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Post by: krystianoo on November 01, 2016, 06:57:56 pm
which resulted in him becoming even a bigger weaboo fag so his father... (did wht??)
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Post by: Alvin on November 01, 2016, 07:13:24 pm
And then his father(Alvin) killed him...
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Post by: WiLsOn on November 01, 2016, 07:21:03 pm
And then his mother used his account and started playing again.
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Post by: ferrari32 on November 01, 2016, 08:26:01 pm
And applied to VU
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Post by: Azure on November 01, 2016, 08:39:33 pm
and got denied
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Post by: MaDKilleR on November 01, 2016, 08:41:05 pm
because he hated kebab, so



Update: You can now post two sentences, one is too short!
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Post by: WiLsOn on November 01, 2016, 08:54:58 pm
She ddosed game but didn't know what it does then
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Post by: MaDKilleR on November 01, 2016, 09:03:07 pm
said "damn it" loudly in front of the kids and went to Narnia to kill Aslan, but
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Post by: Piterus on November 01, 2016, 09:07:07 pm
wardrobe was closed
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Post by: Dr.Shawn on November 01, 2016, 09:21:46 pm
   So she came back and slapped his neighbour
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Post by: Ryne on November 01, 2016, 09:24:17 pm
Suddenly police came from nowhere and starting shooting with
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Post by: aXXo on November 01, 2016, 09:39:55 pm
storm trooper's accuracy, yelling "nee naw nee naw" to
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Post by: Dr.Shawn on November 01, 2016, 09:48:18 pm
The doctor
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Post by: Piterus on November 01, 2016, 10:44:35 pm
urologist
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Post by: aXXo on November 01, 2016, 10:51:11 pm
bingo, bango, bongo, bish, bash, bosh
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Post by: Ryne on November 02, 2016, 12:22:43 am
Actually they discovered that Doctor was fake and they called....
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Post by: Freak on November 02, 2016, 05:24:56 am
the police and the doctor was caught
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Post by: Freak on November 02, 2016, 05:26:08 am
The police and the fake doctor was caught
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Post by: Dr.Shawn on November 02, 2016, 06:30:59 am
 
Suddenly police came from nowhere and starting shooting with

But the police was already there
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Post by: La[Z]eR on November 02, 2016, 06:37:57 am
and the doctor name was ............
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Post by: ElvenKing on November 02, 2016, 06:52:25 am
Dactar shan...
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Post by: MaDKilleR on November 02, 2016, 08:04:18 am
Doctor Shawn was already famous for being a fake doctor and terrible sense of humour, so he was sentenced to life for his incompetence but
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Post by: krystianoo on November 02, 2016, 08:20:29 am
he evaded jail with /q and was banned so
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Post by: Aaron on November 02, 2016, 09:25:03 am
he wrote an unban appeal and desperately ask for unban while yelling . . .
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Post by: morphine on November 02, 2016, 09:31:02 am
Death to Stormeus...
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Post by: ferrari32 on November 02, 2016, 09:43:56 am
While Stromues was writing 0.5
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Post by: Siezer on November 02, 2016, 09:47:32 am
He got banned from scripting ...
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Post by: ferrari32 on November 02, 2016, 09:48:42 am
Because he didn't implement 0.5 burgwer and peps
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Post by: Siezer on November 02, 2016, 10:13:33 am
Then honey_singh came and ....
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Post by: Freak on November 02, 2016, 11:24:06 am
Killed the fake doctor named as Shawn
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Post by: Aaron on November 02, 2016, 12:02:42 pm
After killing shawn he saw a beautiful nurse named . . .
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Post by: Ryne on November 02, 2016, 12:07:03 pm
Named Renata, started flirting with the nurse and nurse slapped honey hard, then...
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Post by: MaDKilleR on November 02, 2016, 01:03:50 pm
received a call from Narnia that Aslan is not well, so he went back only to found that
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Post by: Dr.Shawn on November 02, 2016, 01:48:09 pm
If doctor Shawn was still in the hospital
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Post by: Azure on November 02, 2016, 02:02:20 pm
so he tried to assassinate hi again
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Post by: Jokah on November 02, 2016, 02:45:24 pm
but Jokah stopped him before he does that an
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Post by: Ryne on November 02, 2016, 03:09:31 pm
Renata the cutie nurse screamed in fear and jokah ran toward his truck and ....
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Post by: Azure on November 02, 2016, 03:20:34 pm
grabbed the spaz and shot honey to death
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Post by: Ryne on November 02, 2016, 03:21:31 pm
But accidentally jokah killed MIMO and ...
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Post by: La[Z]eR on November 02, 2016, 03:43:35 pm
honey ruined jokah with rpg ....
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Post by: Dr.Shawn on November 02, 2016, 04:11:05 pm
Then I was bored so I decided to goto an amusement park because ...
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Post by: Sean on November 02, 2016, 04:45:00 pm
all know bad player die liek dog and good ppl like me and honey live liek hero
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Post by: Azure on November 02, 2016, 04:56:40 pm
but luckily mimo had a last breathe in him (And...)
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Post by: aXXo on November 02, 2016, 05:01:27 pm
and made a last wish that -
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Post by: La[Z]eR on November 02, 2016, 05:03:20 pm
he will never get fulfilled :P
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Post by: Dr.Shawn on November 02, 2016, 05:07:26 pm
Hence he died
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Post by: Ryne on November 02, 2016, 05:07:58 pm
But due to god's grace MIMO survived and wanted revenge with....
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Post by: ferrari32 on November 02, 2016, 07:55:16 pm
using shawn's rectal thermometer
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Post by: Ryne on November 02, 2016, 08:10:43 pm
but shawn's rectal thermometer collapsed, now we have only aXXo's M60...
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Post by: Azure on November 02, 2016, 08:15:25 pm
and he shot hooney right in the head (Then)
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Post by: Dr.Shawn on November 02, 2016, 08:17:58 pm
Honey grew another head and he was declared immortal
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Post by: Azure on November 02, 2016, 08:53:18 pm
Then MIMO revealed his ultimate transformation and declared his legendary immortal form which led to the disasterous battle
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Post by: GangstaRas on November 02, 2016, 09:11:38 pm
In the end, his immortality didn't change his anatomy. His immortal body was dismembered by the blast of an RPG from...
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Post by: Dr.Shawn on November 02, 2016, 09:13:59 pm
And he was sealed away in a black hole(theoretically)
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Post by: Piterus on November 02, 2016, 09:15:42 pm
far away in a distant galaxy
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Post by: Ryne on November 02, 2016, 09:20:35 pm
and this is the end of Honey...but wait a minute Aliens saved honey wtf?, Honey is back for revenge with...
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Post by: Piterus on November 02, 2016, 09:23:43 pm
 jah grandmaster which
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Post by: krystianoo on November 02, 2016, 09:36:31 pm
death evades after honey accidentaly hits him with a rocket so

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Post by: MaDKilleR on November 02, 2016, 09:37:14 pm
he went back to college and worked as janitor until
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Post by: Ryne on November 03, 2016, 12:27:15 am
kicked by teacher and then honey left for home but in the way back home, tragedy happened with honey, which is..
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Post by: Sean on November 03, 2016, 12:38:59 am
Taliban is kidnap honey but he type /gotoloc vuforum and save himself
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Post by: La[Z]eR on November 03, 2016, 01:30:53 am
Then honey pop their head by m4
And said where is your head pig..
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Post by: Sean on November 03, 2016, 01:39:37 am
then he say them ur dad me and drink peps and eat 0.4 burgwer and work with obama
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Post by: Ryne on November 03, 2016, 02:59:42 am
Now honey disappears and from nowwhere Thijn spawned as 0.5 beta developer and ...
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Post by: ferrari32 on November 03, 2016, 10:36:36 am
makes Charley the evil lord of all vcmp
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Post by: Dr.Shawn on November 03, 2016, 02:00:39 pm
But he was too soft to be evil
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Post by: Ryne on November 03, 2016, 04:46:29 pm
And charley left in rage due to Thijn's popularity and ...
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Post by: MaDKilleR on November 03, 2016, 06:30:56 pm
and Donald Trump became the U.S President, so Dr. Shawn tried to come up with a scheme to save the world, but
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Post by: Freak on November 03, 2016, 06:50:03 pm
He failed to save the world, because
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Post by: krystianoo on November 03, 2016, 06:50:55 pm
Donald Trump was the saviour of mankind (he forced Microsoft to develop VCMP) and no cure was needed but
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Post by: Azure on November 03, 2016, 07:09:58 pm
Mimo found a way to save the world after a long experiment with doctor shawn
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Post by: Dr.Shawn on November 04, 2016, 07:22:45 am
But then Wilson came in with an RPG and destroyed our research
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Post by: La[Z]eR on November 04, 2016, 07:42:25 am
And then Wilson head was pop with sniper ..
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Post by: Dr.Shawn on November 04, 2016, 07:48:32 am
By the doctor
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Post by: La[Z]eR on November 04, 2016, 07:50:39 am
And then doctor fell to death after killing Wilson
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Post by: Dr.Shawn on November 04, 2016, 07:58:40 am
And he reapawns and passes his quest to Veteran
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Post by: Jokah on November 04, 2016, 10:15:05 am
but Veteran doesn't take the quest and
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Post by: Dr.Shawn on November 04, 2016, 10:19:10 am
He was forced to take because I said so
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Post by: Ryne on November 04, 2016, 08:03:47 pm
veteran arrested for killing his grandmother, so...
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Post by: Alvin on November 04, 2016, 08:08:40 pm
The grandmother became zombie and...
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Post by: Dr.Shawn on November 04, 2016, 08:25:46 pm
Is searching axxo because
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Post by: La[Z]eR on November 04, 2016, 08:34:01 pm
Axxo know where is veteran
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Post by: Sean on November 05, 2016, 01:19:52 am
Then after some long search, grandmother finds axxo and veteran sitting in a room. "HI ALL VU HI VETAN." And...
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Post by: La[Z]eR on November 05, 2016, 01:51:12 am
Grandmother tried to kill veteran but axxo saved him

PS: sale zombie kab se hi bolne page.
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Post by: Ryne on November 05, 2016, 02:26:12 am
But Ryne got veteran's grandmother back and killed axxo quickly with m6 and both started finding veteran, suddenly....
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Post by: La[Z]eR on November 05, 2016, 03:03:59 am
then suddenly a Dr. came and says what an idiot protecting zombie
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Post by: EvilSpiriT on November 05, 2016, 03:17:17 am
Actually that was Dr.Shawn, who himself was a zombie and the truth got revealed.. then.
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Post by: Ryne on November 05, 2016, 06:04:49 am
then suddenly a Dr. came and says what an idiot protecting zombie
but there what dr. Saw shocked him Lazer with Ryne's tag, it comes to be lazer the idiot protecting zombie under Ryne's tag...
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Post by: La[Z]eR on November 05, 2016, 08:00:28 am
Then lazer use speed hack and ran away...
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Post by: Dr.Shawn on November 05, 2016, 10:34:25 am
But Vito saw him and he started scripting anti-speed hack script
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Post by: Azure on November 05, 2016, 11:09:08 am
and then mimo was sitting on a roof wid da sniper and shot the zombie in the head, saving vet and colleuges
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Post by: Sean on November 05, 2016, 01:54:16 pm
then mimo applies for vu and...
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Post by: krystianoo on November 05, 2016, 02:14:43 pm
sean starts a speech how people suddenly turn arrogant after joining a clan but..
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Post by: Azure on November 05, 2016, 02:48:30 pm
Mimo finally gets accepted to vu after saving vcmp :3
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Post by: Alvin on November 05, 2016, 04:31:42 pm
Then got kicked for being noob :(
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Post by: Azure on November 05, 2016, 05:17:49 pm
then mimo is sad from alvin :(
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Post by: ferrari32 on November 05, 2016, 10:37:00 pm
You know, it really ruins the experience if you use the topic to make your imaginary dick grow through an imaginary tale
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Post by: Dr.Shawn on November 06, 2016, 12:15:20 pm
Lel moving on

Then Randy Orton delivered an rko outta nowhere to aXXo
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Post by: Fercho on November 06, 2016, 12:53:18 pm
but aXXo had John Cena as his friend so
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Post by: EvilSpiriT on November 06, 2016, 02:13:39 pm
he called John Cena, but as his phone was busy he couldn't come. aXXo was badly hurt then..
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Post by: Sean on November 06, 2016, 02:14:00 pm
But axxo has no friends because u cant see john cena
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Post by: Azure on November 06, 2016, 02:15:25 pm
so axxo knew he messed up bringing an invinsible friend
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Post by: mairee on November 06, 2016, 07:00:29 pm
then a wild pikachu appeared
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Post by: Azure on November 06, 2016, 07:06:25 pm
and then, pika pika! the pikachu saved axxo and killed randy orton
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Post by: TheKing on November 06, 2016, 09:47:55 pm
Yet, Randy can't be killed; he's the apex predator that haunted...
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Post by: Tobi0 on November 07, 2016, 12:52:47 am
Then Tobi0 appears in a time machine and try to kill Randy with a HYPER OMEGA LASER CANNON (Weapon of VCMP 1.0) when...
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Post by: Ryne on November 07, 2016, 05:28:25 am
Tobio realised that it was dream and it is time for school and while going to school ....
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Post by: La[Z]eR on November 07, 2016, 08:40:33 am
Vito kidnapped tobio....
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Post by: mairee on November 07, 2016, 09:14:00 am
Vito tried to kill tobio and then
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Post by: WiLsOn on November 07, 2016, 09:15:36 am
Instead tobi0 killed him and then...
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Post by: vito on November 07, 2016, 09:18:07 am
cook wilson for dinner...
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Post by: Alvin on November 07, 2016, 10:32:09 am
He was about to eat dinner but...
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Post by: mairee on November 07, 2016, 12:15:53 pm
the food started to vibrate
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Post by: MaDKilleR on November 07, 2016, 12:43:44 pm
the food started to vibrate
because the story continued by Xmair was so fucking dumb, food shivered out of the extremely high level of cringe, but
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Post by: Tobi0 on November 07, 2016, 08:43:24 pm
But this story is a dream of Xmair who was sleeping in his Pokemon bed with a pillow of Pikachu and food with insects on his blanket (this is why the food vibrate).
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Post by: krystianoo on November 07, 2016, 08:44:48 pm
Xmair suddenly starts to sleep again and this time he imagines Angela in a club doing....
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Post by: ferrari32 on November 07, 2016, 08:45:32 pm
Polka with obama
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Post by: MaDKilleR on November 07, 2016, 10:02:54 pm
Xmair suddenly starts to sleep again and this time he imagines Angela in a club doing....

dishes because her kitchen was destroyed by the "moving of food", therefore
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Post by: Tobi0 on November 07, 2016, 10:32:24 pm
His mom come and say "Why the kitchen is destroyed?" and Xmair's answer is "Because the food is alive".
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Post by: vito on November 07, 2016, 11:03:51 pm
Doctor said before "pills will help to your son" but an alive food clearly shows it wasn't.
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Post by: morphine on November 08, 2016, 06:55:42 am
Meanwhile, Honey Singh was trying to get russ head
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Post by: TheKing on November 08, 2016, 10:12:17 pm
Yet, he found out it was terrible. So...
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Post by: krystianoo on November 09, 2016, 03:38:37 pm
he instead tried to get kry head

sry ferrari
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Post by: Dr.Shawn on November 09, 2016, 04:05:18 pm
but krys used head 1
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Post by: Piterus on November 12, 2016, 11:47:15 pm
"I have a headache" - here's what he said and
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Post by: Fercho on November 15, 2016, 03:00:33 am
therefore he exploded leaving a chainsaw pickup on the floor which was taken by
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Post by: Siezer on November 15, 2016, 04:47:38 am
Siezer and he killed Veteran with it ......
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Post by: Dr.Shawn on November 15, 2016, 08:05:22 am
But chainsaw daddy veteran cursed siezer for backstabbing him
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Post by: EvilSpiriT on November 15, 2016, 09:42:46 am
ohh this hypothetical story leading nowhere. Be genuine with your thoughts and don't make this story look more dull.

Coming back to the topic.

Veteran was badly hurt with chainsaw and was trying to move to a nearby hospital but...
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Post by: hotdogcat on November 18, 2016, 10:32:21 pm
the ambulance got an incident while going in hospital and...
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Post by: Freak on November 19, 2016, 08:00:22 am
honey singh showed up from nowhere, rocketed veteran and ran off to
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Post by: morphine on November 19, 2016, 06:57:00 pm
house and taliban tried to kidnap him but he used /gotoloc vcmp and came back so
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Post by: Dr.Shawn on October 05, 2017, 04:07:21 pm
house and taliban tried to kidnap him but he used /gotoloc vcmp and came back so
so I bumped this topic before someone else did
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Post by: Radon on October 05, 2017, 04:22:33 pm
and everybody may start posting here until..
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Post by: GoRcEE on October 05, 2017, 04:25:42 pm
I gonna be a part of spammers so...
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Post by: OmaRosh on October 05, 2017, 04:26:50 pm
so siezer comes in and lock this topic for eternity
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Post by: Radon on October 05, 2017, 04:48:56 pm
and everybody is triggered so...
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Post by: aWaIx on October 05, 2017, 05:57:51 pm
they call honey singh to repa.
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Post by: mairee on October 05, 2017, 06:20:57 pm
why this story got pakified
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Post by: Tobi0 on January 31, 2018, 01:29:51 am
Starting this again.  ;D

I saw a future where VU closes and VCMP starts dying but a messiah comes to re-open VU, he is.... MarineForce.
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Post by: GoRcEE on January 31, 2018, 02:51:58 am
At that time I knew how I felt with =VU= and
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Post by: Trex on January 31, 2018, 03:21:02 am
What?
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Post by: GoRcEE on January 31, 2018, 04:45:36 am
Wilson started his passion. What?
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Post by: PunkNoodle on January 31, 2018, 05:00:51 am
"What?" - Wilson's mind was filled with disbelief, he truly couldn't believe what really happened after he became inactive.
"What?" - He repeated once more as the awareness slowly began to sink in.
Desperated, he scrolled through the pages of MarineForce's forum, when all of a sudden, something catches his attention...