The boring story of dad in the woods
Kid: Mommy where is daddy ? :'(
Mother: Don't worry he'll come soon. He went on hunting in the woods as everyday.
Kid: oh not again! hope he brings something useful with him this time .. :-\
Mother: We all Hope so .... ^-^
And after 10 hours ...
Dad: Honey I'm baaack!
Mother: Oh please tell me you brought dinner .. you took all the food we had today. :(
Dad: Well .. meh! ???
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Dad: I didn't take any food with me. Did I ? :o
Mother: You know honey, Before you come there were 10 pieces of wood on the floor.
NOW, thankfully, we have got 11!
Dad: /q