lol.. I'm so vain, what do you think of me?
here's how I judge myself:
1. split personalities, bipolar or manic.
sometimes nice and professional, other days totally immature asshole. I can't help it. even if I could, I wouldn't. I don't care about people's feelings. I like trolling people. fuck your couch, nigga.
2. I suck at VCMP.
been playing years longer than anyone except prontera and SGB, and I can barely hold out 5 mins in-game without getting pwned by a random player. theking shows up and fucks me up every time he stops playing for a month.
3. my huge HeAD talks down.
sometimes I try to tell people the facts, and give them the best advice as it was taught to me by my VC master, DeathB... then they turn around and disregard everything, while at the same time asking me for help. my patience has worn thin, and now I just tell people straight-up, and if they want to put their fingers in their ears like "la la la la HeAD's full of shit!!" then turn around and wonder why I pwn them in-game, damn right I'm talking down...
fact is, the knowledge and skillsets I try to pass along to other players, turned me(ULK) from a 1 kill in 14 days player into what I am today, in very short order. you try to tell me that ain't true, fuck off, you're a nub retard.
4. I like teaching and helping players, even if they are thick-skulled or totally ingrateful
I love teaching VC's mechanics, versatile strategies and tactics to almost anyone. just don't try to tell me something I've been doing for over 4+ years isn't true or doesn't work when I'm telling you facts for your own damn benefit. don't be a fucking retard ^^
5. I write too much.
don't leave me in PM on irc, or I will leave you an essay. I'll even turn a simple post into a page-long drivel of crap.