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* WiLsOn is now known as WiL-Away<
WiL-Away> !8ball happy?
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VUBot> WiL-Away: 8ball says: It is certain.
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WiL-Away> ;/
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%Metalord> !8ball wilson's watching porn?
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VUBot> Metalord: 8ball says: As I see it, yes.
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%Metalord> ahhahaha
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@Zeke> !8ball Is wilson watching gay porn?
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VUBot> Zeke: 8ball says: Ask again later.
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@Zeke> !8ball Is wilson watching gay porn?
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VUBot> Zeke: 8ball says: Yes.
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@Zeke> hah
* donstald is now known as Donstald<
%Metalord> !8ball zeke too?
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VUBot> Metalord: 8ball says: Yes.
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%Metalord> HAHAHAHAHAH
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@Zeke> If u call, 'The transporter' gay porn
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@Zeke> Then yes
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@Zeke> Im watching gay porn
Murdock's porn adventures
[01:23] <@Stormeus> I'd check but you haven't sent it yet
[01:24] <%morphine> problem is I probably only have the .amx
[01:24] <@Stormeus> Then we'll DeAMX it
01[01:29] <@Zeke> Guys
01[01:29] <@Zeke> Murdock is making a porn site and he needs a name
![Tongue :P](https://viceunderdogs.com/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
01[01:29] <@Zeke>
http://77.164.201.69[01:29] <%morphine> DeAMX?
[01:29] <@Stormeus> 1-800-FIX-YO-DICK
[01:29] <%morphine> is there such a thing
[01:29] <%morphine> HHHHH
[01:29] <@Stormeus> ye
[01:29] <%morphine> oh god lol
[01:30] <%morphine> 1-800-fix-yo-dick
[01:30] <@Stormeus> He should dedicate it to soda fetishes
[01:30] <@Stormeus> And call it DewMe
01[01:31] <@Zeke> hhhhhh
01[01:31] <@Zeke> Any other suggestions
01[01:31] <@Zeke> <@Stormeus> He should dedicate it to soda fetishes
01[01:31] <@Zeke> <@Stormeus> And call it DewMe
01[01:31] <@Zeke> Ops
01[01:31] <@Zeke> Zeke: <@Stormeus> He should dedicate it to soda fetishes
01[01:31] <@Zeke> <@Stormeus> And call it DewMe
01[01:31] <@Zeke> Murdock: omg
01[01:31] <@Zeke> Murdock: genius
01[01:32] <@Zeke> Will work
[01:32] <@Stormeus> HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAT
01[01:32] <@Zeke> Murdock: hmm i dont know
01[01:32] <@Zeke> Murdock: any other suggestions?
01[01:32] <@Zeke> lolol
[01:32] <%morphine> 1 free murdock module to stormeus
01[01:33] <@Zeke> So any other suggestions
![Tongue :P](https://viceunderdogs.com/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
?
[01:33] <%morphine> vagina uhhh vagina uhhhh
[01:33] <%morphine> e = mc vagina
[01:33] <@Stormeus> Show me your genitals
[01:33] <@Stormeus> Your genitals
[01:33] <@Stormeus> Show me your genitals
[01:33] <@Stormeus> (GENITALIA)
[01:33] <%morphine> nearly got suspended for that
[01:33] <%morphine> in grade 8
[01:33] <@Knucis>
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b242/buddychrist77/bigblackcock.jpg01[01:33] <@Zeke> Murdock: my dad will sponsor me if he gets a free premium account
01[01:34] <@Zeke> looll
[01:34] <@Stormeus> Murdock could use any name he wants
[01:34] <@Stormeus> Considering they already made xHamster
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[01:34] <@Stormeus> xRabbit
01[01:34] <@Zeke> hhhhhh
01[01:35] <@Zeke> Murdock: porn-city
01[01:35] <@Zeke> Zeke: YES
01[01:35] <@Zeke> Murdock: sex-cit
[01:35] <@Stormeus> If he goes with the DewMe idea
[01:35] <@Stormeus> He should make an adult dating website to go with it
[01:35] <@Stormeus> Called DewYou
[01:36] <%morphine> stormeus
[01:36] <%morphine> have you done any work on svm 1.0 yet?
[01:36] <@Stormeus> Then in a year or two he'll open a gay section called DewHim
[01:36] <%morphine> hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[01:36] <@Stormeus> Nop.avi
[01:36] <%morphine> i have
[01:36] <%morphine> main.nut -> 1 line
[01:36] <%morphine> "players <- {};"
[01:36] <@Stormeus> genius
[01:36] <%morphine> hell jea
[01:37] <@Knucis> better than some other scripts out there
[01:38] <%morphine> hhhhhhh
[01:38] <%morphine> onplayermove sql queries
01[01:39] <@Zeke> Murdock: cheesecum
01[01:39] <@Zeke> Zeke: hhhhhhhh
01[01:39] <@Zeke> Zeke: not
01[01:39] <@Zeke> Murdock: xCheese
01[01:39] <@Zeke> Zeke: Go with the DewMe idea haha
01[01:39] <@Zeke> Murdock: penisgoeswhere.com
01[01:39] <@Zeke> Murdock: twentynineyearolds.com
01[01:39] <@Zeke> Zeke: lol
01[01:39] <@Zeke> Murdock: sextistic
01[01:39] <@Zeke> Murdock: sexomat
[01:39] <%morphine> murdock and porn sites
[01:39] <%morphine> hmm
[01:39] <@Stormeus> twentynineyearolds.com
[01:39] <@Stormeus> Needs a hyphen in there
[01:39] <@Stormeus> Desperately
01[01:40] <@Zeke> Lol
[01:40] <@Stormeus> It could be twentynine-year-olds.com or twenty-nine-year-olds.com
01[01:40] <@Zeke> Murdock loves porn, he spams me 48/14
[01:40] <%morphine> twenty nine year olds
[01:40] <%morphine> haha
[01:40] <@Stormeus> Shut down by FBI
01[01:40] <@Zeke>
[01:40] <@VUBot> YouTube: Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.) (8:11)
[01:40] <@Stormeus> Extradited to U.S. pursuant to SOPA
[01:40] <%morphine> he'll probably have a VIP category on the site
[01:40] <%morphine> "stalking"
[01:40] <%morphine> lmfao
01[01:40] <@Zeke> Murdock: jizzonyou
06[01:41] * %morphine slaps Murdock
[01:41] <%morphine> ain't that right
01[01:41] <@Zeke> Murdock: jizzonyou
01[01:41] <@Zeke> Ops
01[01:41] <@Zeke> Murdock: lol
01[01:41] <@Zeke> Murdock: cumonguys
01[01:41] <@Zeke> Murdock: wiat thats gay
[01:41] <%morphine> getvehiclecount
[01:41] <%morphine> hm
01[01:42] <@Zeke> Murdock: definitlynotporn.com
01[01:42] <@Zeke> haha
[01:42] <%morphine>
[01:42] <@VUBot> YouTube: [VC:MP] | Vehicle Fireworks! (0:33)
[01:42] <%morphine> <3
[01:42] <Avenger> MORPEME
[01:42] <@Stormeus> thismightbepornbutprobablyisnt.com
[01:42] <%morphine> yes avengere
[01:42] <@Stormeus> 2cups1girl
[01:42] <Avenger> kooop being one man army 19k views
[01:42] <%morphine> wtf
[01:42] <%morphine> 1,226
[01:43] <Avenger> tell me that vietnam command
[01:43] <Avenger> !dievengrasr
01[01:43] <@Zeke> Hey pizza
[01:43] <Avenger> keke
[01:43] <Avenger> koko
01[01:43] <@Zeke> Murdock is making a porn site, gimme some ideas for a name
![Tongue :P](https://viceunderdogs.com/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
[01:43] <%morphine> !didivendri
01[01:43] <@Zeke> Murdock: lol
01[01:43] <@Zeke> Murdock: already taken
01[01:43] <@Zeke> Murdock: cocoporn
[01:43] <Avenger> !didivendri is win
01[01:44] <@Zeke> !8ball Is didivendri a win?
[01:44] <@VUBot> Zeke: 8ball says: As I see it, yes.
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[01:44] <Avenger> !8ball Who's gonna win NBA playoffs
[01:44] <@VUBot> Avenger: A question please.
[01:44] <%morphine> avenger
[01:44] <Avenger> !8ball Who's gonna win NBA playoffs?
[01:44] <@VUBot> Avenger: 8ball says: My sources say no.
[01:44] <%morphine> lol
01[01:44] <@Zeke> I can predict the future
01[01:44] <@Zeke> !8ball Is Morphine going to fail at life?
[01:44] <@VUBot> Zeke: 8ball says: Don't count on it.
01[01:44] <@Zeke> See
[01:44] <%morphine> ditto
[01:45] <Avenger> !8ball kooooppp being one man army?
[01:45] <@VUBot> Avenger: 8ball says: My reply is no.
[01:45] <Avenger> !8ball was argoswag successful?
[01:45] <@VUBot> Avenger: 8ball says: It is certain.
01[01:45] <@Zeke> Murdock: pornoholic
01[01:45] <@Zeke> lolol
[01:45] <Avenger> this is better than twilight
[01:45] <@Stormeus> thisisapornsite.com
[01:46] <@Stormeus> !8ball Is DewMe a good name for a soda fetish porn website?
[01:46] <@VUBot> Stormeus: 8ball says: My sources say no.
[01:46] <@Stormeus> !8ball Fuck you
[01:46] <@VUBot> Stormeus: A question please.
[01:46] <Avenger> penishack
[01:46] <Avenger> viagra 1
[01:46] <Avenger> enlarge 1
[01:46] <%Adasko> halfmetredildo
[01:46] <Avenger> ifPlayerOneManArmy 1
01[01:46] <@Zeke> Hey Adasko!
[01:46] <%Adasko> sup Zeke
[01:46] <Avenger> !8ball koooooppp?
[01:46] <@VUBot> Avenger: 8ball says: Yes.
01[01:46] <@Zeke> Looking for a name for Murdock's new porn site
01[01:46] <@Zeke> hhhh
[01:47] <%Adasko> sweet
![Smiley :)](https://viceunderdogs.com/Smileys/default/smiley.gif)
[01:47] <Avenger> mercedescortez.com
[01:48] <@Gudio> chuj
01[01:49] <@Zeke> Could do
01[01:49] <@Zeke> <@Gudio> chuj
01[01:49] <@Zeke> Dang xfire
01[01:49] <@Zeke> Murdock: pornoholic = taken
01[01:49] <@Zeke> Murdock: cocoporn = taken
01[01:50] <@Zeke> Murdock: definitelynotporn = taken
01[01:50] <@Zeke> Murdock: sexomat = tkaen
[01:50] <@Stormeus> Tell him DewMe.net is still available
01[01:50] <@Zeke> Murdock: jizzonyou = taken
01[01:51] <@Zeke> Did
01[01:51] <@Zeke> Waiting for a reply
[01:51] <@Stormeus> If he uses that name
[01:51] <@Stormeus> I want a premium account
01[01:51] <@Zeke> hh
[01:51] <Avenger> if sexomat taken
[01:52] <Avenger> try laundromat
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01[01:54] <@Zeke> So far DewMe.net could win
[01:56] <@Stormeus> yessssssss
01[01:56] <@Zeke> <@Stormeus> 1-800-FIX-YO-DICK
[01:56] <%morphine> stormeus
[01:56] <@Stormeus> 1-800-fix-yo-dick.com
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[01:56] <@Stormeus> best porn site name ever
[01:56] <@Stormeus> ya morp
[01:58] <%morphine> megawar roleplay
[02:01] <%morphine> lol
[02:01] <%morphine> storm
[02:01] <@Stormeus> cual
[02:01] <%morphine> the dummy that's currently running on port 5192
[02:01] <%morphine> i deleted it's folder
[02:01] <%morphine> and it's still running
[02:01] <%morphine> odd
[02:01] <%morphine> hmm
[02:01] <%morphine> its'*
[02:01] <@Stormeus> Because it's still running in memory
[02:01] <%morphine> oh how tragic
[02:02] <@Gudio> killall VCMPServer
[02:02] <@Gudio> rm -rf /*
[02:02] <@Gudio> reboot
[02:02] <%morphine> ok
[02:02] <%morphine> do you want runlevel 1 also
[02:02] <@Stormeus> morph I hope you're not noob enough to run that second command
[02:02] <@Stormeus> good meng
[02:02] <%morphine> oops
[02:02] <%morphine> ran it
[02:02] <%morphine> FUCK
[02:02] <@Gudio> you dont need runlevel 1 after type rm -rf /*
[02:02] <%morphine> lol
[02:02] <@Stormeus> You noob
[02:02] <@Stormeus> CANCEL IT
[02:02] <@Stormeus> CTRL + C
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[02:02] <%morphine> i'm kidding you noob
[02:03] <%morphine> cd /var/www/stormeus
[02:03] <%morphine> OOOOOOO 0.4 ALL SOURCE LEAK
[02:03] <@Gudio> ._.
[02:03] <%morphine> success.ong
[02:03] <@Stormeus> nooottttttt
[02:03] <%morphine> nothing speical
[02:04] <%morphine> VCL.7z
[02:04] <%morphine>
![Cry :'(](https://viceunderdogs.com/Smileys/default/cry.gif)
[02:04] <%morphine> lol port 5270 is still registered as official
[02:04] <%morphine> on the masterlist
[02:04] <%morphine> time to troll
01[02:04] <@Zeke> hhhhhhhhh
[02:04] <%morphine> Stormeus
[02:04] <%morphine> VC:MP Developer
[02:04] <%morphine> Last active: Yesterday
[02:05] <%morphine>
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/420621_185691948209456_100003059562547_269759_112009795_n.jpg[02:05] <%morphine> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[02:05] <%j-king> ahahah
[02:05] <%metalord> hahaha
01[02:06] <@Zeke> LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
[02:06] <@Knucis> whaaat
01[02:06] <@Zeke> Forgot the wep
01[02:06] <@Zeke> wep
[02:06] <@Knucis> who's fahim
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01[02:06] <@Zeke> ....
[02:06] <%morphine>
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/423903_170429483069036_100003059562547_236286_1952971727_n.jpg01[02:06] <@Zeke> U dont know fahim?
[02:06] <%morphine> fucking gangsta
[02:06] <@Knucis> LOLWHAT
[02:06] <@Gudio> who is that
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[02:06] <%metalord> HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[02:06] <@Gudio> nadeem?
[02:06] <@Knucis> and no
[02:07] <@Knucis> I dont know who fahim is
01[02:07] <@Zeke> Shame on u
[02:07] <%morphine> who wants to see stormeus
01[02:07] <@Zeke> Me
[02:07] <%metalord> me
[02:07] <%morphine>
http://www.facebook.com/stormeus[02:07] <%morphine> this is his real fb profile ok
01[02:07] <@Zeke> :L
01[02:07] <@Zeke> I've already seen that
[02:07] <%morphine> I know his real one though
[02:07] <%morphine> HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[02:07] <%morphine> dat fro
[02:08] <%morphine> dat boombox
[02:08] <@Stormeus> dat creepy
[02:08] <%morphine> dat VL style cover
[02:08] <%morphine> "this name is not black"
[02:08] <%morphine> orlty
[02:08] <@Knucis> nice swag Stormeus
[02:10] <%metalord> <%morphine>
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/420621_185691948209456_100003059562547_269759_112009795_n.jpg[02:10] <%morphine> who wants to play A/D
[02:10] <%metalord> keep laughing
01[02:10] <@Zeke> Me
[02:10] <%metalord> me
[02:10] <%morphine> ok
[02:10] <%morphine> ok
[02:10] <%morphine> ok.
01[02:10] <@Zeke> - No scripts
01[02:10] <@Zeke> Anyone
[02:10] <%morphine> no no wait
[02:11] <%metalord> how's ur fb, mop
[02:11] <@Knucis> who's fahim? --'
[02:11] <%metalord> a noob
[02:11] <@Knucis> what
[02:11] <@Knucis> no way
[02:11] <@Knucis> he has pro photoshop skills
[02:11] <%metalord> :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[02:11] <@Knucis> you see that "f"?
[02:11] <@Knucis> DAYM
[02:11] <@Knucis> man
[02:11] <%metalord> :DDDD
[02:11] <%metalord> ajjajaja
[02:11] <@Knucis> it's fucking awesome
[02:12] <%metalord> god, i still laughing
01[02:12] <@Zeke> <@Stormeus> 1-800-fix-yo-dick.com
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[02:13] <%morphine> ok
[02:13] <%morphine> 46.137.95.139:5270
[02:13] <%morphine> see you there
[02:15] <%morphine> get in already
[02:17] <%morphine> hello
[02:17] <%morphine> oops lol
01[02:18] <@Zeke> DewYou!
[02:18] <%morphine> get on
06[02:18] * %morphine slaps metalord
[02:18] <@Stormeus> It won? hhhhhhh
06[02:18] * %morphine slaps Knucis
[02:18] <%metalord> gimme a min
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[02:23] <%morphine> well
[02:24] <%morphine> where the hell are you people
[02:24] <%morphine> D:
[02:27] <%morphine> metalord noo
[02:27] <%morphine> b
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[02:49] <%morphine> you lag like shit
01[02:49] <@Zeke> Okay okay
[02:49] <%morphine> YOU LAG LIKE SHIT
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01[02:49] <@Zeke> lol
01[02:49] <@Zeke> Owned him
01[02:49] <@Zeke> hhh
[02:49] <%Murdock> hey
01[02:49] <@Zeke> Hai