Happy New Year! Ho-Ho-Ho! Your presents are speed hack, lagtool, antiknock, hp hack, unlim ammo, ddos server, uid/ip changer and a dildo. You've been very bad boys in 2k22, so your only present is the last.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/9/9d/XmasStory.png/revision/latest?cb=20071228185230)VCMP is almost dead, not like LU, but soon will be. Really I still don't understand how you can be so addicted to this crap? Years is passing, life becoming even worse, but you still reading this! I guess your last wish before death gonna be vcmp match. What did you achieve for the past 12 months? NOTHING, and no, becoming "pro" in vcmp is not counting, evading your ban too. I killed 25-40 russian pigs in close combat (depends on their death from injuries). And what YOU did? Spree 30 on EC? Oh boys you will never change, just like devs will never develop vcmp anymore. Actually wait for VCMP DE, it'll release sooner than vcmp 0.5. Yes for that shitty remaster, but what worse, DE or vcmp?
8 billion people on this planet, but only less than 100 playing vcmp, you may call yourself the elite, a golden hundred. Such tales won't change your miserable life. Your big achievements definitely deserves a book: “How to busted your life with unknown nonsupporting multiplayer”.
In 2023 I wish you all to drop vcmp and start living life. Although it will be the same disaster (ask wk).
HAPPY NEW YEAR OF WORTHLESS LIFE!