Here's another one I just remembered (it's about St.Peter again)
St.Peter gathered the American, the French and the Chinese for an importand meeting.
The American entered first and right after he came St.Peter was like "OMG, YOU DAMN AMERICANS, Y?!?! WHY DO YOU WAR THE WORLD SO MUCH?! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME HERE AND WAR IRAN?!? DO YOU SEE THIS RED BUTTON OVER HERE!?!
American: "yes.... yes I do...."
St.Peter: "DO YOU SEE IT?! IF I PRESS IT, AMERICA WILL DISAPEAR FROM THE MAP!"
The American was all like "Oh please great Saint, don't press it, please!!!!", but St.Peter press it and America vanished from the map.
The French entered after that and right before he came in, St.Peter was all like "OMG YOU.... YOU..... HUMANS! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST GET ALL THE GIRLS, HUH? YOU STOLE ALL THE PRETYY GIRLS IN THE WORLD. WHAT ARE YOU, HUH? DO YOU SEE THIS RED BUTTON?!"
French: "Yes, I do.."
St.Peter: "DO YOU SEE IT?! IF I PRESS IT.... FRANCE WILL BE NO MORE!"
The French was like "Oh please ze great Saint, please don't press it! Please!!!", but St.Peter press it and France vanished from the World's surface.
At the end, the Chinese came and right before he even touched the door's handle, St.Peter was like "HOLY DEVA MARIA, YOU DAMN ASIANS! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST FAKE EVERYTHING A MAN HAS MADE, HUH? Made in China here, Made in China there, WTF?! YOU SEE THIS RED BUTTON OVER HERE?!
Chinese: "Yes, yes I do...."
St.Peter: "DO YOU SEE IT?! IF I PRESS IT... CHINA WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE WORLD'S SURFACE!!"
Chinese: "Oh great one, please don't press it, please.... PLEASE!!!"
But St.Peter press it.... but nothing happend? He press it again... nothing.... He kept spamming the red button till he got pissed and tear off the button, looked below it and saw the line "Made in China"!