ahoooooooo bam.
Didn't think I'd have to explain this, I guess most non-native English speakers ain't used to puns/plays on words.
OMG I DID UNDERSTOOD IT...
NO LIES!!
About walking into bars....
I recalled another joke. (Probably read it on Argonath Forum)
A woman walks into a bar. She had just broken up with her boy friend, so was feeling really gloomy.
She sat next to an unknown man who was ordering drinks.
Woman: What is that you are drinking.
Man: It is Magic Vodka. It gives incredible energy, super speed and all other kinds of super powers.
Woman: I dont believe you.
Man: You dont? Here, watch!
He took a sip of the Vodka. Then jumped out of the window, flew around the building in circles and came back in.
Man: See? I aint kidding. You wanna try it?
Woman could'nt believe her eyes, just watched him dumbstruck.
Man: Okay, Ill demonstrate it once more.
He took another sip, then jumped out of the window....picked up a parked truck, weight lifted with it, then put it back down....came back in from the window.
Man: You should give it a try.
Woman (Excitedly): Sure! Bartender! Ill have this drink too!
She took a sip, jumped out of the window and died.
Bartender: Superman.....you are such an asshole when you are drunk.
