IRC fun logs

[Milko]

Machete_Singh fucks the EA channel. xd

[01:57] <%Qar> Singh fucks ea channel.
[01:58] == Machete has changed nick to Machete_Singh
[01:58] <+Machete_Singh> !players
[01:58] == Machete_Singh has changed nick to Machete
[01:58] <+Machete> !players
[01:58] <&Quack>  Online Players: [1]Darkassain - [2]jo@_xd - [4]THE_ONE
[01:58] <&Quock>  Players:[3]

[Deso]

I've randomly came across to this, lol

<@ferrari32> thijn mens
<@Thijn> nevah
<@ferrari32> do you have nice legs?

[T3rroR]

 

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<T3rroR> What is FPS?
<Murdock> feet per second
<Murdock> first player shooter
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<T3rroR> Nilz don't you own any server ?
<Nilz> i own the entire vcmp
<T3rroR> O_O
<Nilz> lol Murdock, they banned me from VCMP official forum again
<T3rroR> hahaha


[Shadow]

Shoutbox retardness brought to a new level:

RoBeL [13|Aug 01:01 am]:   LOL
RoBeL [13|Aug 01:03 am]:   Me raped the VUs, while ago aka Shadowy,Fercho and qarlitoz :pp
Shadow [13|Aug 01:11 am]:   yes
Shadow [13|Aug 01:11 am]:   after 500 deaths
Shadow [13|Aug 01:11 am]:   you managed to get 3 kills

bold text points some obvious mistakes.

[RobinX]

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<Honey_> hello
<RobinX> hello
<Honey_> hi Robin
<Honey_> You are Dany?
<RobinX> hi Honey
<RobinX> Yes are Dany
<Honey_> the scripter Dany?
<RobinX> ye
<Honey_> Dany i applied in vu what will be your vote?
<Honey_> Dont mind me for asking
<RobinX> wut ?
<Honey_> you are a vu member and i applied for vu clan
<Honey_> will you vote yes or no?
<Honey_> are you busy dany??
<Honey_> if you are then ok take your time
<Pie> I SAY NO
<RobinX> I'm discussing my future with my parents.
<Honey_> oh take ur time
<Honey_> Pie you hacked my irc account
<Honey_> right?
<RobinX> rofl lol
<Pie> I hack everyone's irc account
<RobinX> ^^
<RobinX> Pie is a bot honey.
<RobinX> Honey
<Honey_> cause i mistakenly wrote my pass without /
<RobinX> I'll vote you full
<Honey_> really!?
<Honey_> i never expected a full fo me from a vu
<Honey_> ok thank you very much Dany
* Foxtrot_ (Android@lu-3piaqb.rev.sfr.net) has joined #VU
<Honey_> and GoodLuck for your future
<Honey_> May you have success
* Foxtrot has quit (Connection closed)
<Honey_> but robin skirmant banned me for eating pie
<Pie> I'm holy
<Pie> No one eats me. No one
<Honey_> hey you bot be in your limits
<Pie> I have no limits
<Honey_> Then fuckoff
* Skirmant has kicked Honey_ from #VU (Skirmant)
* Honey_ (LUWebchat@lu-f9d.f2e.99.92.IP) has joined #VU
<Honey_> not again
<Honey_> anyways goodluck Dany
<Honey_> byee
* Honey_ has quit (Quit: Page closed)
<RobinX> rofl lol

[Deso]

RoBeL [13|Aug 01:01 am]:   LOL
RoBeL [13|Aug 01:03 am]:   Me raped the VUs, while ago aka Shadowy,Fercho and qarlitoz :pp

[Deso]

* Veteran (Veteran@lu-vsb.vtm.188.91.IP) has joined #VU
* Pie sets mode: +qo Veteran Veteran

* ~Veteran (Veteran@lu-vsb.vtm.188.91.IP) Quit (Quit: )
<@Deso> lol

[Detonator]

<@VCCnR> 14--> (03) 05IceHot : i fuck pussy

[Thijn]

[Thu - 11:01:27] * hea slaps Thijn around a bit with a large fishbot
[Thu - 11:01:38] <Thijn> wut
[Thu - 11:01:47] <hea> I <3 you
[Thu - 11:01:52] <Thijn> o.O
[Thu - 11:01:59] <hea> <3
[Thu - 11:02:05] <Thijn> Who are you?
[Thu - 11:02:11] <hea> will you marry me?
[Thu - 11:02:18] <Thijn> No I wont
[Thu - 11:02:18] <hea> if so then i'll tell you
[Thu - 11:02:22] <hea> ;o
[Thu - 11:02:30] <Thijn> Go die in a fire
[Thu - 11:02:33] * Thijn hops off

Should I be worried?

[MaDKilleR]

Should I be worried?

Remember my words? 

<@MaDKiLLeR> thijn's getting married?

[ferrari32]

Should I be worried?

Remember my words? 

<@MaDKiLLeR> thijn's getting married?

I'm the best man.

[MaDKilleR]

<@iCow> ** [2][VU_T]RiDeRs: Sagar are you in MK?
<@MaDKiLLeR> <@iCow> ** [2][VU_T]RiDeRs: O:
<@MaDKiLLeR> <@iCow> ** [3(MK)Sagar: No
<@MaDKiLLeR> <@iCow> ** [3](MK)Sagar: i make this clan
<@MaDKiLLeR> <MaDKiLLeR> .hes new caln
<@MaDKiLLeR> <@iCow> -> Guest MaDKiLLeR: hes new caln
<@MaDKiLLeR> <@iCow> ** [3(MK)Sagar: Mad Killers

<MaDKiLLeR> .sagar
<@iCow> -> Guest MaDKiLLeR: sagar
<@iCow> ** [3]  (MK)Sagar: yes
<@iCow> ** [3]  (MK)Sagar: ?
<MaDKiLLeR> .if i join your clan, will you make me your leader?
<@iCow> -> Guest MaDKiLLeR: if i join your clan, will you make me your leader?
<MaDKiLLeR> .since i'm also named as 'MaDKiLLeR' for more then  years
<@iCow> -> Guest MaDKiLLeR: since i'm also named as 'MaDKiLLeR' for more then 3 years
<@iCow> ** [3]  (MK)Sagar: yes i will make

[Milko]

<-- Honey_ (LUWebchat@lu-f9d.f2e.99.92.IP) has left #VU ("[VU]Honey")

--> Sam (IzakI@lu-tms.ha1.244.49.IP) has joined #VU
<Skirmant> hey sam
* Sam is now known as IzakI
<Skirmant> IzakI*
* IzakI is now known as Guest77084
<Skirmant> Guest77084*

[T3rroR]

AliJaffer [16|Aug 10:40 am]:   hey
AliJaffer [16|Aug 10:40 am]:   Hi all
Machete [16|Aug 11:23 am]:   Hey.
Machete [16|Aug 11:23 am]:   ^_^
Honey. [16|Aug 12:22 pm]:   hi Ali
Machete [16|Aug 12:22 pm]:   >.<
AliJaffer [16|Aug 12:26 pm]:   Hi honey
AliJaffer [16|Aug 12:27 pm]:   Can anyone Accept me In Clan im Good Player with Good Attitude
Machete [16|Aug 12:32 pm]:   :v
AliJaffer [16|Aug 12:52 pm]:   Please
Machete [16|Aug 01:08 pm]:   :v
Honey. [16|Aug 01:35 pm]:    Alijaffar make an app on the clan app's board maybe they take you in
Machete [16|Aug 01:36 pm]:   jajaja
JackDawZ [16|Aug 02:34 pm]:   lold at alijaffer's personal text.
Machete [16|Aug 02:34 pm]:   mmm
Machete [16|Aug 02:34 pm]:   Looks like we got a hooker.
Machete [16|Aug 02:34 pm]:   I'mma go for it.
Machete [16|Aug 02:35 pm]:   
MaDKilleR [16|Aug 04:06 pm]:   _VUFUNC ( VU_NEW_SLOT ) { bool eligible(!false); if ( eligible ) { vu->push( 'Full Member', 'AliJaffer' ); } return printf( "IZ FULL MEMBAH!" ); }
MaDKilleR [16|Aug 04:07 pm]:   you're the lucky one, accepted from a chat box

[OathBreaker]

AliJaffer [16|Aug 10:40 am]:   hey
AliJaffer [16|Aug 10:40 am]:   Hi all
Machete [16|Aug 11:23 am]:   Hey.
Machete [16|Aug 11:23 am]:   ^_^
Honey. [16|Aug 12:22 pm]:   hi Ali
Machete [16|Aug 12:22 pm]:   >.<
AliJaffer [16|Aug 12:26 pm]:   Hi honey
AliJaffer [16|Aug 12:27 pm]:   Can anyone Accept me In Clan im Good Player with Good Attitude
Machete [16|Aug 12:32 pm]:   :v
AliJaffer [16|Aug 12:52 pm]:   Please
Machete [16|Aug 01:08 pm]:   :v
Honey. [16|Aug 01:35 pm]:    Alijaffar make an app on the clan app's board maybe they take you in
Machete [16|Aug 01:36 pm]:   jajaja
JackDawZ [16|Aug 02:34 pm]:   lold at alijaffer's personal text.
Machete [16|Aug 02:34 pm]:   mmm
Machete [16|Aug 02:34 pm]:   Looks like we got a hooker.
Machete [16|Aug 02:34 pm]:   I'mma go for it.
Machete [16|Aug 02:35 pm]:   
MaDKilleR [16|Aug 04:06 pm]:   _VUFUNC ( VU_NEW_SLOT ) { bool eligible(!false); if ( eligible ) { vu->push( 'Full Member', 'AliJaffer' ); } return printf( "IZ FULL MEMBAH!" ); }
MaDKilleR [16|Aug 04:07 pm]:   you're the lucky one, accepted from a chat box

Just a little point that Honey.  is not me I only join with Honey_ so just kick him when he joins
Thank you