dear criminal scum,
Congratulations, you got a reaction from the emperor. That's what you wanted, right? Well, I've decided I don't like people like you. You've messed with the city of the wrong imperial. Before you get excited, you haven't even made me angry. I am a hard person to make angry. However, I despise criminal scum like you.
Your pitiful lock picking skills are hilarious. Picking locks on beggar's shacks and fencing stolen apples are level 1. Can you break into a jewelry case? Can you slip through the halls of the white gold tower without alerting a single guard? Your silly little "guild" of thieves won't protect you. I've fined many thieves and thwarted assassins of the Dark Brotherhood. I've caught the Gray Fox. I have been stopping criminal scum since I joined the Imperial Legion. It's what I was raised to do.
You have no idea to the extent of fear which you should be feeling. All you are is just a rag-tag assortment of thugs. Do you even know the imperial prison is like? I'll have no mercy on you, and will probably enjoy hearing the screams as you're tortured in the dungeons.
You think I'm giving you an empty threat? Believe that. I've got men in your guild that you don't even know about. If you have the balls to walk in broad daylight with your bounty you better fear for your life.
Hunt me down if you want to, but I am smart enough to keep the lights on and keep guards in every hall. Break into my house if you want, but it'll just make it easier for me to find you.
With an arrest warrant,
An imperial guardsman
P.S. I would stop like the criminal scum you are while you still can and just pay the fine.
P.S. Did someone stole your sweet roll?
