What would you do with $62 billion?

[Charley]

I saw the other day that a dude called Madoff in the USA got sentenced to 150 years in prison, due to scamming an estimated $62 billion. I was just interested what would you do with all that cash?

I'd probably throw a huge party, then take over a country. Taking over a country aint too hard. The guy who took over Zaire said all you need is $10,000 and a satellite phone. He did it by hiring $10,000 worth of soldiers, and then by the time he had taken over, he had struck up about $150 billion worth of oil deals with oil companies.

Think how many soldiers you could get for $62 billion!

To own a country would kick ass.

[aXXo]

I would buy all i could and then die of diabetes.
My kids will inherit the cash and die of diabetes too.
My grandkids will inherit the cash and die of diabetes too.

Sad Family Story...Money is evil.
So who wants all my money?

[Koops]

i know it sounds stupid, but i wouldnt really want that much money,
i would have no idea of ow to spend it, so i would probably just buy a house and some nice things, and then put a lil in the bank, then give the rest to some charity or other

[GoLdEnBOY]

I'll eat it 

[Hanney]

Buy everyone on VCMP up to date rigs!

[GoLdEnBOY]

Buy everyone on VCMP up to date rigs!

yea sure,what a lie 

[j.king]

ahhh monjies,

1. move into a massive house
2. buy my cars
3. live life to the fullest
4. scam more people
5. i get scammed
6. i diez

[Koops]

apparently injecting $180,000 into the blood cures aids*,
so yea id use it to cure aids
*if you believe south park

[Charley]

Lol I love south park. Didn't some dude actually cure aids? I can't remember who it was but it cost a shit load.

[Sp4zlord]

hmm 62 bil....... zomg i can pay back all my debts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Obelix]

Id buy a fur coat and a heaviest bling to wear on my neck on market
Then equipped in those 2 id probably buy myself a space flight right onto moon
Once there id take some photos (of earth) with my phone and send em to my schoolmates while they were boring on some random lesson.
Kewl eh? Gotta be imaginative

[Thijn]

I will pay bakasan to finish 0.4

[ULK.HeAD]

I'd pay bakasan NOT to make 0.4 (I remember how everyone waited drooling on their dicks for mtavc 0.5, and it TOTALLY FUCKED OVER THE ENTIRE GAME. don't want to see that again)

I'd pay 300 people $50000 a year to play VCMP for 3 years, at a cool $45 million.

private island, airstrip, a few attack choppers and pilot training for the ULK's who will live and smoke weed there for the rest of their days.


fyi, this bernie madoff thing is a showcase of the entire operation of the US economy. none of our money has any value, its all one giant pyramid scheme where money = debt and at some point, the debt payer just doesn't exist to give the money any value. I guess the rest of the world is waking up to this though

[Squida]

i would watch classy porn that you have to pay for 

lol nah, probli at my age I'd get me a decent car then pay of all my parents mortgage and stuffs and deposit the rest.

[Helix]

I'll buy the world