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Title: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Deso on September 13, 2012, 09:56:54 am
(I decided to release what I have made so far, so you don't have to wait any further)

>>>LaS3r’s English writing guide<<<



Greetings fellow VU members (and outsiders). The number of recruited members in VU has increased a lot. That brings its pros, but it also brings its cons. One of the cons is that some players don’t know how to speak English properly. This pisses me off a little. So instead of being a grammar-nazi, I made this guide. Btw, the development of v1.0 started from 8th of August to 13th the September (mostly because of lazyness :P) so I hope it’s worth the time.

I have studied in a language high-school (our priority is learning languages) this year (and it’s the first year) and our main studying was English (my primary language is English which I studied this year and my secondary language is Spanish which I’m going to study next year). This means that I know MOST of the grammar rules, word-spelling and other stuff.

Before I start, I want to let some of you know that if I make a mistake in my guide you are free to correct me (as long as you are sure about what you’re going to say). Also, if some of you want to add something to the tutorial just post it and if it’s suitable for the tutorial, I’ll add it. So without further ado, let’s start.

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CONTENT OF THIS MEGA-LONG TOPIC:
1. Basic stuff (#post_basic)
2. Tenses (#post_tenses)
   -Present Simple
   -Present Continuous
   -Past Simple
   -Past Simple Continuous


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1) Basic stuff
Here are some basic stuff. No particular order or category. Just stuff that pop out from my mind. Btw, you may come across with these further in the guide too:

   -The pronoun “I” is always written with a capital “I”
Example: Correct – “I am busy”, Incorrect – “i am busy”

   -The pronoun “You” can be used for singular and plural (singular = one thing, plural = multiple things).
Example: Singular - “Dude, you were amazing!”, Plural – “Guys, you were amazing!”

   -After “did”, you don’t put an “-ed” as a suffix. Example:
Correct - “Did he clean the car?”
Incorrect – “Did he cleaned the car?”

   -After “does”, you don’t put the letter “s” as a suffix. Example:
Correct – “He doesn’t own this car.”
Incorrect – “He doesn’t owns this car.”

   -<Let’s> and <Lets>
Let’s = Let + us (instead of typing “Let us”, you can just combine the two words into one by using an “apostrophe” ( ‘ ) – “Let’s”).
Lets = the present simple form of the verb “let”.
Example:  Correct - “Let’s duel”, Incorrect – “Lets duel”
“Lets duel” would mean something like… someone is letting me duel.
Here’s an example with <Lets>:
Correct - “He lets me use his car”, Incorrect – “He let’s me use his car”
If you turn <let’s> into its full form, the sentence would look like this:
“He let us me use his car” which makes no sense, lol.

   -Instead of typing <I am>, you can combine the two words (again – with an apostrophe) – <I’m>. Example – “I am playing” and “I’m playing” are both the same.

   -<You’re> and <Your>
You’re = You + are (combining the two words)
Your = Your gun (for example). It’s his gun, not mine.
Example: Correct – “You’re amazing”, Incorrect – “Your amazing”
Example2: Correct – “Your bag is missing”, Incorrect – “You’re bag is missing”
If you turn <You’re> into its full form, the sentence would look like this:
“You are bag is missing” which once again – It doesn’t make any sense.
TIP: If you want to avoid such mistakes, always transform these types of words (You’re, He’s) into their full form (You are, He is) in your mind.

   -<He’s> and <His>
He’s = He + is
His = his book (the book is not mine, it’s his book)
Example: Correct – “He’s awesome”, Incorrect – “His awesome”
Once again, if you want to avoid mistakes like this, transform these words into their full forms in your mind.

   -<It’s> and <Its>
It’s = It + is
Its = Just like <His>, but for the pronoun “It”
Example: Correct – “It’s a monster!” Incorrect – “Its a monster!”
Example2: “Its legs are hairy!”
NOTE:  <He> refers to males, <She> refers to females and <It> refers to animals and items (mostly anything that isn’t human).



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2) Tenses

-Present Simple
Present Simple is used to describe that something usually/regularly happens. For example:
“I always put cheese on my fries”, or “He usually drives to work at 7:00 AM”. Noticed how I put the letter “s” after the verb “drive”? There are so called “forms” of the verb in tenses. Here are the Present Simple’s Affirmative, Negative and Interrogative forms:

Affirmative:                       
I eat cheese           
You eat cheese
He eats cheese
She eats cheese
It eats cheese
We eat cheese
You eat cheese
They eat cheese

Negative:
I don’t eat cheese
You don’t eat cheese
He doesn’t eat cheese
She doesn’t eat cheese
It doesn’t eat cheese
We don’t eat cheese
You don’t eat cheese
They don’t eat cheese

Interrogative:
Do I eat cheese?
Do you eat cheese?
Does he eat cheese?
Does she eat cheese?
Does it eat cheese?
Do we eat cheese?
Do you eat cheese?
Do they eat cheese?

NOTE: Noticed how in the Affirmative, the verbs after the pronouns He/She/It end up with the letter “s” (“eats”, instead of “eat”) but the rest of the verbs don’t end up with a “s”? Also, noticed how in the Negative and Interrogative it is “doesn’t” and “does”, but the rest is “don’t” and “do”? Yeah, that’s how sh*t works here. lol



-Present Continuous
This tense is used to tell that something is happening now, at the moment. For example: “Charley is working now”, or “VU are fighting the TZ at the moment”. Noticed how in this tense, there is the “-ing” thingy (that thingy is called a form, in this case: the -ing form) after the verb (work-ing, fight-ing)? In every continuous tense, the infinitive verb (infinitive verb = the normal verb, without any shit after it like “s” or “-ing” or “-ed”) ends with an “ing”. Ok, here are the forms of the pronouns:

Affirmative:
I am working
You are working
He is working
She is working
It is working
We are working
You are working
They are working

Negative:
I am not working
You are not working
He/She/It is not working
We are not working
You are not working
They are not working

Interrogative:
Am I working?
Are you working?
Is he/she/it working?
Are we working?
Are you working?
Are they working?



-Past Simple
Past Simple is used to describe that something happened in the past. Example:
“I washed the car”, “He knocked on the door” or “The dog ate the steak”. Notice how the first two sentences’ verbs (wash, knock) end up with “-ed” but the third sentence’s verb is “ate” instead of “eated”. Well first of all, there is no such thing as “eated”. It’s “ate”. There are some verbs (called “regular” verbs) that end up with “-ed” if they are used in the past, but there are some verbs (called “irregular” verbs) that don’t end with “-ed”. They get transformed a little. Some regular verbs:
Wash => washed, knock => knocked, kick => kicked
And here is a table of SOME irregular verbs:

Infinitive              Past Simple          Past Participle
Throw                 Threw                    Thrown
Sell                     Sold                       Sold
Swim                  Swam                    Swum
Grow                  Grew                      Grown
Break                 Broke                     Broken

…and many, many more. There are lots of irregular verbs that you just have to check for yourself.

And here are the forms of the pronouns:

Affirmative
I kicked the ball
You kicked the ball
He/She/It kicked the ball
We kicked the ball
You kicked the ball
They kicked the ball

Negative:
I didn’t kick the ball (notice how there is no “-ed” after “didn’t”)
You didn’t kick the ball
He/She/It didn’t kick the ball
We didn’t kick the ball
You didn’t kick the ball
They didn’t kick the ball

Interrogative:
Did I kick the ball?
Did you kick the ball?
Did he/she/it kick the ball?
Did we kick the ball?
Did you kick the ball?
Did they kick the ball?



-Past Simple Continuous
This tense is used to describe that something happened in the pass, at a certain time. In this tense, you must use “was” or “were” (depends on which pronouns you use). This tense is a continuous one, which means the verb must end with the suffix “-ing”. Example: “I was cleaning the house yesterday”, “They were playing VC-MP 2 hours ago”, “He was driving a car a few minutes ago”. Forms of the pronouns:

Affirmative:
I was writing
You were writing
He/She/It was writing
We were writing
You were writing
They were writing

Negative:
I wasn’t writing (or was not)
You weren’t writing (or were not)   
He/She/It wasn’t writing
We weren’t writing
You weren’t writing
They weren’t writing

Interrogative:
Was I writing?
Were you writing?
Was he/she/it writing?
Were we writing?
Were you writing?
Were they writing?

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>I'll keep developing this guide.
>Current version is 1.0
>Text in Green means that a newer content has been added to this guide.
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Thijn on September 13, 2012, 10:00:01 am
Nice work so far. I'm sure it will help some people out there.
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Skirmant on September 13, 2012, 01:33:17 pm
Looking good. Will there be a topic about punctuation?
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: ferrari32 on September 13, 2012, 02:39:52 pm
Most of the things that annoy me when listening to ''Engrish'' players is corrected here. Nice work :P
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Deso on September 13, 2012, 02:59:28 pm
Looking good. Will there be a topic about punctuation?

Hmm, dunno. Maybe one - two things will be added in the basics, but that's it.
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Nadeem on September 13, 2012, 03:15:17 pm
Nice For starting!! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: ferrari32 on September 13, 2012, 03:22:26 pm
gud wrk frend i liek lets go plays.
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: 7echn0 on September 13, 2012, 05:08:54 pm
dis kol lok bru good werk  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Lazee on September 13, 2012, 05:30:41 pm
ya mens dis es wel wark  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Deso on September 13, 2012, 06:02:28 pm
lol
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Sora_Blue on September 13, 2012, 08:13:09 pm
Nice job maybe this should be stickied :P
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Thijn on September 14, 2012, 06:45:19 am
Nice job maybe this should be stickied :P
It is, lol. And it was when it got posted :P
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Sora_Blue on September 14, 2012, 06:07:11 pm
Nice job maybe this should be stickied :P
It is, lol. And it was when it got posted :P
I'm probably blind.
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Deso on September 14, 2012, 06:53:39 pm
Nice job maybe this should be stickied :P
It is, lol. And it was when it got posted :P
I'm probably blind.

Hmm...

UPCOMING: LaS3r's Forum eye-spotting guide!














jk
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Charley on September 20, 2012, 08:48:39 am
Nice one
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: tato on September 24, 2012, 03:18:20 am
finally someone did it .... people needed this ... nice work  :thumbsup: hope people read it .-.
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Thijn on September 24, 2012, 06:30:56 am
finally someone did it .... people needed this ... nice work  :thumbsup: hope people read it .-.
Atleast we have something to link to when someone needs it :P
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Shadow.X on December 30, 2012, 04:31:45 pm
Very help full for some newbie in English as they cant speak It correctly. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Shadow on January 06, 2013, 10:46:28 am
Very help full for some newbie in English as they cant speak It correctly. :thumbsup:

You should read it :)
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Deso on January 06, 2013, 10:58:43 am
Very help full for some newbie in English as they cant speak It correctly. :thumbsup:

helpful*
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Skirmant on January 06, 2013, 11:23:09 am
Very help full for some newbie in English as they cant speak It correctly. :thumbsup:

helpful*
can't**
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: ferrari32 on January 06, 2013, 11:50:14 am
Very help full for some newbie in English as they cant speak It correctly. :thumbsup:

helpful*
can't**
it*
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Shadow.X on January 08, 2013, 03:11:28 pm
Lol'd , Ok ok i'm working on it!
*Sorry if i bumped*
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Thijn on January 22, 2013, 11:15:23 am
Lol at all the error mistakes.

We know what he means, that's all what matters to me if you're not speaking English as native language..
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: HeLLHounD on March 18, 2013, 11:51:50 am
Can you also add:
- the gerund
- present perfect
- present perfect continuous
- past perfect
- past perfect continuous
- future simple
- future perfect
- future perfect continuous
- use of prefixes
- phrasal verbs

Thanks



Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Deso on March 20, 2013, 08:45:55 pm
I'll start working on it in Summer, lol.
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: HeLLHounD on July 05, 2013, 02:21:50 pm
I'll start working on it in Summer, lol.
OK, it's summer. Where is my req?
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Deso on July 06, 2013, 02:41:24 pm
I'll start working on it in Summer, lol.
OK, it's summer. Where is my req?

e.e

Too lazy. +I has other shit to take care of in VC-MP.

:/
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: HeLLHounD on July 06, 2013, 03:18:52 pm
I'll start working on it in Summer, lol.
OK, it's summer. Where is my req?

e.e

Too lazy. +I has other shit to take care of in VC-MP.

:/
FUUUUUUUU!
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: HazBeel on August 06, 2013, 04:27:29 am
woooaw....i need learn english, this is good =)
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Pleyo on September 14, 2013, 03:34:28 pm
I learn that in school on English classes.  :D
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Deso on September 14, 2013, 06:26:14 pm
I learn that in school on English classes.  :D

Naic. Maybe if you do good and learn the details, you can finish this guide since I forgot everything >_>
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Megatrix on August 22, 2015, 07:20:46 am
Nice
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Roystang on June 29, 2016, 12:31:11 pm
Looking good. Will there be a topic about punctuation?
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Dr.Shawn on June 29, 2016, 01:09:57 pm
« on: September 13, 2012, 09:56:54 am »
maybe you should not try to bump 4 year old topics, unless you really want to get a ban.
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Charley on June 30, 2016, 07:07:51 pm
It's a stickied topic, so there's no problem bumping :)
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: OmaRosh on August 10, 2018, 06:26:24 pm
It's a stickied topic, so there's no problem bumping :)

^^
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Dr.Shawn on August 10, 2018, 06:54:03 pm
Scrrwsuxb thijz
I wonunt ned englosh lezons
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: KingCaco on December 01, 2018, 05:09:36 am

to improve my english here :)
Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Vedder on March 17, 2021, 01:37:08 am
Update: Since this topic is sticked and that means no bump is made, I felt correct to post some thoughts about this guide in general. In fact, my intention is to give a completely different perspective about language learning and acquisition.

The first thing that I want to say something very important and experienced by every polyglot that you can listen on youtube, spotify or wherever: today, there is no actual barrier between you and a new language in terms of accesibility. You can find material everywhere.

How can I, then, learn a language effectively?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au4CoCLi1Is

It is all about input.


There's been an important amount of investigations about the way that we generally take when we are babies to learn a language. Research has been done over and over about this and have simply concluded at the same point - the fact that we acquire a new language through subconscious processes in our own minds. We don't memorize; we simply get to understand the principal message, then our brain makes connections between words and the ways of reaching to that message and unconsciously we go through little steps taking vocabulary. In most of the cases, you are not even aware of it.

We need to cut off the thought of that we learn a language by reading thousands of times grammatical rules, memorizing vocabulary out of context that we don't apply, that we need an academy, a course or a professor in order to learn. The real and unique way for which humans learn a language is through input and your method has to meet these requirements:

Then, if it's so easy, why people can't speak more than a single language? Why can't even you who are talking to us speak more than English and Spanish?

Because it is not easy. You see, the most problematic part about learning a language is that people want to see results instantly. LEARN ENGLISH IN THREE MONTHS WITH THIS COURSE! LEARN GERMAN IN TWO WEEKS! LEARN JAPANESE IN 3 MONTHS!

Yes. Sure. But try to actually speak. Try to read a debate between two different political sides. Try, I don't know, read a newspaper. Oh what's up? Yeah, you cannot. You trusted in results which are impossible and unable to get and you feel dissappointed. I've been there.

Learning a language takes also these following things:



The last thing that I want to say before I let you with the MASTERS who can speak about this thing much better than I,  is, that together with this goal of 'quick time' language acquisition, people also fail into another mistake: be afraid.

Don't be afraid of practising. Don't be afraid to try in your mind, or by speaking, the new words you know. Don't be afraid of writing. Don't be afraid of trying to give your opinion at a Quora forum. The only goal is that people can understand you well. You don't need anything else. Do not seek perfection, seek the benefits of breaking these barrers and, fundamentally, the fun. You must, above anything, have fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiTsduRreug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_EQDtpYSNM&t=548s


Title: Re: LaS3r’s English writing guide v1.0
Post by: Vedder on August 22, 2021, 01:44:55 am
I have just found an astonishing, useful tool for language acquisition.

It is called Toucan and it's a Chrome extension, useful for learning new words and sentences, with pronunciation included.

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/toucan-language-learning/lokjgaehpcnlmkebpmjiofccpklbmoci

I am trying it now to continue developing my German skills, it may be handy to learn Hindi / English or even Arabic; most spoken languages in this community.